ANOTHER NEW POST

It is 5:52 and 66.1 degrees out and dark. Patrick is still in bed.

Watched a replay of the Alabama-Arkansas game, the first half anyway, last nite on ESPN. Tide up by 21-0 at one point. Sabin is worth the bucks... and their QB proved he has receivers that can catch the long ball--Will the Gators play them in Atlanta? Hmmm...

STUPID ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK, EMBARRASSING HIMSELF AWARD:

“I strongly disagree with [Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s conservative] views. I think she’s dangerous and offensive. I will not be on the same stage as her.” —singer Barry Manilow, refusing to be on “The View”

Good for you, shithead. Barely Manley. What a tool!

I let Patrick out, and now the little beggar is out there HOWLING. I've never heard him howl before, it's a little "woooooooo" at the end of each bark. So he's got the Huskies howling now, or maybe it was the other way around.

Huskies don't bark much, but every once in a while they enjoy a group howl--lasts less than a minute. Very beautiful and haunting primeval sound. When we had three Wolf Hybrids in the Dogyard, they led the Huskies in the most awesome howls. And I could induce them to sing by howling at them whenever I wanted--It got to be a game. I had one old Rescue fella who used to howl at the noon siren that rang in a town about eight miles south of here. We couldn't hear it of course, but he could, and every ambulance siren within a five mile radius....

"Listen to them! What sweet music they make! They are the children of the Night."

Anybody know who said that? Earn a smiley!

GO GATORS! BEAT REBELS!

ANOTHER NEW BEGINNING

JENNIE

JAMIE

ELIZABETH MITCHELL

CHICK FIGHT!

It is 6:01 a.m. and dark out at 29.7 degrees out, and Patrick is napping under his afghan on the recliner.

More later

ok, NOW IT'S LATER.

From the Patriot Post:

“Renowned metallurgist Rosie O’Donnell proclaimed on TV last Thursday that Sept. 11, 2001, was a more significant date than most of us realized. It was, in her words, ‘the first time in history that fire has ever melted steel.’ This, of course, came as news to steelworkers, blacksmiths, firefighters, manufacturers of samurai swords, and other fools who hadn’t realized that steel is forged in magic furnaces using dragon breath and pixie dust...O’Donnell focused on World Trade Center Building 7, which has become the grassy knoll for 9/11 conspiracy theorists. Asked if the government was responsible for its collapse, she coyly replied that she didn’t know. All she knows is that it’s ‘impossible for a building to fall the way it fell without explosives being involved’ and that, for the ‘first time in history, steel was melted by fire.’ Wink, wink. For the record, fire can melt steel, and buildings also collapse when heat weakens steel. But that misses the point. The point is we shouldn’t have to argue with crazy people. Regardless, it appears that not even the heat of ridicule can weaken O’Donnell’s steely resolve to make an idiot of herself.” —Jonah Goldberg

Random thoughts:

Do you think "Barry" Obama-rama deep in his heart believes he's qualified to be POTUS?

Junior says the recent episode of LOST, which we call "Island Girls Gone Wild", in which Kate and Julia engage in a Mud Fight among other things, shows on HDTV close ups that Julia has a flawed complexion.

He still thinks Kate is the (currently alive) hottest character on the show, while I have moved to Juliet. I base my opinion on three things that I find attractive in the female form that Juliet has in abundance and Kate really lacks: Tits, ass and hips. (I don't count the little saline sacks that Evangeline obviously had inserted into her bosums over the summer hiatis).

Speaking of beauty contests, we have finally come up with a decision regarding Still Standing's Jamie Gertz and What I Like About You's Jennie Garth--While Blond Jennie is perfect in every way, we think Brunnette Jamie's smoldering hotness wins out...

We got his placemat that shows little portraits of all the Presidents.

Here's the skinny on presidential facial hair:

1. Mutton Chops (2): J.Q. Adams, Van Buren
2. Beard Only (1): Lincoln
3. Mutton Chops & Mustache (1): Arthur
4. Full beard and Mustache (4): Grant, Hayes, Garfield, Harrison
5. Mustache only (3): Cleveland, T. Roosevelt, Taft

All clean shaven since Taft...

We need another president with a beard, I think...

DRAFT FRED THOMPSON
PARDON LEWIS LIBBY
GO GATORS

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EASY DOES IT

Happy Geocachers in Ohio!

It is 6:37 a.m. and 24.3 degrees out. Patrick is still in bed.

Well I just LUV this new blogger! Everything seems about the same, except now I have to go thru the hassle of logging in twice everyday.

We dodged a bullet with ohio state barely winning in OT. Almost lost the chance to beat them in the final. Will they last?

Saw an ad on TV, "Receive a complimentary Slunroof when you buy or lease a 2007 Hummer!"

Does anybody take this crap seriously? Who writes this drivel? More importantly who approves this drivel? Does GM really think that anybody rich enuff to afford a hummer is stoopid enuff to think they're getting something for free?

"Hey Marge, forget the Prius--we can get a free sunroof if we get a Hummer!"

Yeah sure. I can see it now. Three weeks after taking delivery of my tank, here comes UPS with my sunroof (Some assembly required), complete with a gift certificate for a one day rental of a sawzall....