ANOTHER NEW BEGINNING

JENNIE

JAMIE

ELIZABETH MITCHELL

CHICK FIGHT!

It is 6:01 a.m. and dark out at 29.7 degrees out, and Patrick is napping under his afghan on the recliner.

More later

ok, NOW IT'S LATER.

From the Patriot Post:

“Renowned metallurgist Rosie O’Donnell proclaimed on TV last Thursday that Sept. 11, 2001, was a more significant date than most of us realized. It was, in her words, ‘the first time in history that fire has ever melted steel.’ This, of course, came as news to steelworkers, blacksmiths, firefighters, manufacturers of samurai swords, and other fools who hadn’t realized that steel is forged in magic furnaces using dragon breath and pixie dust...O’Donnell focused on World Trade Center Building 7, which has become the grassy knoll for 9/11 conspiracy theorists. Asked if the government was responsible for its collapse, she coyly replied that she didn’t know. All she knows is that it’s ‘impossible for a building to fall the way it fell without explosives being involved’ and that, for the ‘first time in history, steel was melted by fire.’ Wink, wink. For the record, fire can melt steel, and buildings also collapse when heat weakens steel. But that misses the point. The point is we shouldn’t have to argue with crazy people. Regardless, it appears that not even the heat of ridicule can weaken O’Donnell’s steely resolve to make an idiot of herself.” —Jonah Goldberg

Random thoughts:

Do you think "Barry" Obama-rama deep in his heart believes he's qualified to be POTUS?

Junior says the recent episode of LOST, which we call "Island Girls Gone Wild", in which Kate and Julia engage in a Mud Fight among other things, shows on HDTV close ups that Julia has a flawed complexion.

He still thinks Kate is the (currently alive) hottest character on the show, while I have moved to Juliet. I base my opinion on three things that I find attractive in the female form that Juliet has in abundance and Kate really lacks: Tits, ass and hips. (I don't count the little saline sacks that Evangeline obviously had inserted into her bosums over the summer hiatis).

Speaking of beauty contests, we have finally come up with a decision regarding Still Standing's Jamie Gertz and What I Like About You's Jennie Garth--While Blond Jennie is perfect in every way, we think Brunnette Jamie's smoldering hotness wins out...

We got his placemat that shows little portraits of all the Presidents.

Here's the skinny on presidential facial hair:

1. Mutton Chops (2): J.Q. Adams, Van Buren
2. Beard Only (1): Lincoln
3. Mutton Chops & Mustache (1): Arthur
4. Full beard and Mustache (4): Grant, Hayes, Garfield, Harrison
5. Mustache only (3): Cleveland, T. Roosevelt, Taft

All clean shaven since Taft...

We need another president with a beard, I think...

DRAFT FRED THOMPSON
PARDON LEWIS LIBBY
GO GATORS

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