ASSORTED VILLAGE IDIOTS AND FREAKAZOIDS

LATE SPRING FLOWER TOUR PART 4

THIS LOG HAS BEEN SEPARATED FROM ELM TREE FOR MONTHS, BUT CONTINUES TO GROW...

BANDIT EATING HIS BRUNCH, FIRST IN A SERIES...

LITTLE BIRDIE-BOYS IN THEIR NEST

KEEP YOUR MOUTHS OPEN!!!

BLACK RASPBERRIES

WILD ROSES?

It is 6:23 a.m. and 67.3 degrees. Yesterday we recorded a record 96 degrees here at the dogyard. Patrick is outside.

Rosie O'Donnell, the fat lesbian America-Hater had a spirited debate with Elizabeth on the View yesterday. I thought they might come to blows. It started with Joy (Oh-please-lobotomize-me) Behar reading her list of top ten reasons to impeach Bush. Guest host Sherry Shepherd, the rolly poly black girl, countered with "But he didn't sleep with Interns"--wow-guess she doesn't want this gig as a permanent job...Or does that comment just come under the category of Hollyweird joking?

Elizabeth never looked more radiant or sexy as she deftly exposed Rosie's blind ignorance, with force and dignity. A brave blonde with brains, oh yeah!!

The argument had Elizabeth challenging the fat moron's statement she made previously on the View, "I just want to say something. 655,000 Iraqi civilians are dead. who are the terrorists?"

Uh, gee Rosie, maybe the jihadists?

Clips from Rosie's tyrade are making the rounds of the news shows...

I wonder what the source of her venemous hatred of America and our troops is? Probably just some menatl disorder.

And Jimmah Carter desparately trying to spin his stupid statement of several days ago, claims he "certainly was not talking personally about any president" when he stated "this administration is the worst"

Oh, so either he doesn't know who the President is in this administration, or he's just a weasily LIAR. Can't have it both ways, Jimmah--you outed yourself, we didn't.

On a more serious note, a couple of quotes from politicians who still have some semblance of sanity left, courtesy the Patriot Post:

“A ‘comprehensive’ plan doesn’t mean much if the government can’t accomplish one of its most basic responsibilities for its citizens—securing its borders. A nation without secure borders will not long be a sovereign nation.” —Fred Thompson

“When we pass a bill that gives people the impression that there are new benefits to be had in the United States... you will have a stampede for the U.S. border that will overwhelm our border forces.” —Duncan Hunter

I spotted the dad of our nesting pair of American Kestrals the other day. They have been hanging out every Spring in the same old Elm Tree outside our office window. The are know as "Sparrow Hawks" and are in reality small falcons. There is also a low nest full of babie birdies in the same tree, built precariously on some dead fallen branches in a fork of the trunk.

GO GATORS!!

THOMPSON-HUNTER '08!!! IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO...

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ANOTHER NEW BEGINNING

JENNIE

JAMIE

ELIZABETH MITCHELL

CHICK FIGHT!

It is 6:01 a.m. and dark out at 29.7 degrees out, and Patrick is napping under his afghan on the recliner.

More later

ok, NOW IT'S LATER.

From the Patriot Post:

“Renowned metallurgist Rosie O’Donnell proclaimed on TV last Thursday that Sept. 11, 2001, was a more significant date than most of us realized. It was, in her words, ‘the first time in history that fire has ever melted steel.’ This, of course, came as news to steelworkers, blacksmiths, firefighters, manufacturers of samurai swords, and other fools who hadn’t realized that steel is forged in magic furnaces using dragon breath and pixie dust...O’Donnell focused on World Trade Center Building 7, which has become the grassy knoll for 9/11 conspiracy theorists. Asked if the government was responsible for its collapse, she coyly replied that she didn’t know. All she knows is that it’s ‘impossible for a building to fall the way it fell without explosives being involved’ and that, for the ‘first time in history, steel was melted by fire.’ Wink, wink. For the record, fire can melt steel, and buildings also collapse when heat weakens steel. But that misses the point. The point is we shouldn’t have to argue with crazy people. Regardless, it appears that not even the heat of ridicule can weaken O’Donnell’s steely resolve to make an idiot of herself.” —Jonah Goldberg

Random thoughts:

Do you think "Barry" Obama-rama deep in his heart believes he's qualified to be POTUS?

Junior says the recent episode of LOST, which we call "Island Girls Gone Wild", in which Kate and Julia engage in a Mud Fight among other things, shows on HDTV close ups that Julia has a flawed complexion.

He still thinks Kate is the (currently alive) hottest character on the show, while I have moved to Juliet. I base my opinion on three things that I find attractive in the female form that Juliet has in abundance and Kate really lacks: Tits, ass and hips. (I don't count the little saline sacks that Evangeline obviously had inserted into her bosums over the summer hiatis).

Speaking of beauty contests, we have finally come up with a decision regarding Still Standing's Jamie Gertz and What I Like About You's Jennie Garth--While Blond Jennie is perfect in every way, we think Brunnette Jamie's smoldering hotness wins out...

We got his placemat that shows little portraits of all the Presidents.

Here's the skinny on presidential facial hair:

1. Mutton Chops (2): J.Q. Adams, Van Buren
2. Beard Only (1): Lincoln
3. Mutton Chops & Mustache (1): Arthur
4. Full beard and Mustache (4): Grant, Hayes, Garfield, Harrison
5. Mustache only (3): Cleveland, T. Roosevelt, Taft

All clean shaven since Taft...

We need another president with a beard, I think...

DRAFT FRED THOMPSON
PARDON LEWIS LIBBY
GO GATORS

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