GOD BLESS AMERICA

ANOTHER CLASSIC FROM '03

It is 6:17 a.m. and 33.7 degrees F. (Supposed to get to 50 today). Patrick Brownspot and Trader Rick Jr. are asleep downstairs.

Stems and pieces:

I am a Typical White Person, Sen. Hussein...

New York really does have some state officials who are real scumbags: Spitzer, Patterson, Clinton....

The democrat-progressives are about to pick a historical first for their presidential nominee--A woman or a Colored Man. Of all the eminently qualified women and colored men in this country, they had to pick a pair of real loser liar unqualified buffoons... So it goes.

President Bill Clinton became well known for being an inveterate teller of LIES, and now his wife is quickly catching up. She recently claimed that she visited war-torn Bosnia, or some similar craphole, while First Lady, and since snipers were reported "in the hills" she and her party had to run, head down, when their plane landed, to their waiting vehicles. We know she said this because we've seen it on video.

Is she so stupid she doesn't know her every word will be scrutinized? Wasn't long before video of her WALKING, smiling, kissing little girls etc. waving, ad nauseum turned up on the internet and Fox News. I don't know if the Enemy news outlets carried it or not.

Anyway, caught with her pants suit down, she had her lackeys issue a statement that she had "misspoke" --As far as I know SHE has not addressed the subject. They reported that, as she stated in her book, 'There were reports of snipers in the hills' and so the airport ceremonies were cut short...

I 'm not even buying that. I think the whole thing is phony and made up years ago.

Sure, landing at an airport in a combat zone, or rather area of violent unrest, is risky...

But if you were the Military Commander in the area, or whoever was in charge of her security, and you thought there was an imminent threat from snipers in the hills, would you "shorten" the ceremonies for the FIRST LADY, or just hustle her to the waiting vehicles? You'd hustle, that's for Damned sure, if you even allowed her plane to land.

This whole thing was made up. SOMEBODY asked SOMEBODY, "Are there snipers in those hills?" and was answered "It's certainly possible." and viola the LIE is born.

Could there have been "snipers in the hills"? Certainly- it's a war zone. Were there? Did they know she was coming? Doubtful. Could it rain today? Sure. Will it? No reason to believe it will...

Now, not to beat this to death, but is her memory faulty? Not likely--this would have been an event that would stand out in her memory--and she's WRITTEN about it. So what's the importance of all this?

HILLARY CLINTON IS A LIAR.

SO WHAT? DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING SHE SAYS.

From the Patriot Post:

“Did Senator Barack Obama’s speech in Philadelphia convince people that he is still a viable candidate to be President of the United States, despite the adverse reactions to statements by his pastor, Jeremiah Wright? The polls and the primaries will answer that question. The great unasked question for Senator Obama is the question that was asked about President Nixon during the Watergate scandal; What did he know and when did he know it? Although Senator Obama would now have us believe that he is shocked, shocked, at what Jeremiah Wright said, that he was not in the church when pastor Wright said those things from the pulpit, this still leaves the question of why he disinvited Wright from the event at which he announced his candidacy for the Democratic Party’s presidential nomination a year ago. Either Barack Obama or his staff must have known then that Jeremiah Wright was not someone whom they wanted to expose to the media and to the media scrutiny to which that could lead... Someone once said that a con man’s job is not to convince skeptics but to enable people to continue to believe what they already want to believe. Accordingly, Obama’s Philadelphia speech—a theatrical masterpiece—will probably reassure most Democrats and some other Obama supporters. They will undoubtedly say that we should now ‘move on,’ even though many Democrats have still not yet moved on from George W. Bush’s 2000 election victory. Like the Soviet show trials during their 1930s purges, Obama’s speech was not supposed to convince critics but to reassure supporters and fellow-travelers, in order to keep the ‘useful idiots’ useful.” —Thomas Sowell

GO GATORS -- BEAT ARIZONA STATE!

GO GATORS

REAL PATRICK

FAKE PATRICK

FAKE PATRICK IS "PATCHES" FROM OAK HARBOR, WASHINGTON

It is GATORS CREAMED AUBURN, THANK GOD, TO GO 15-2!! 8:15 a.m. and 35.0 degrees out and grey. Earthdog Patrick and Trader Rick Junior are in bed.

FROM THE INBOX:

Let's see if you send it back. We all know or knew someone like this!!

One day, when I was a freshman in high school,

I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.

His name was Kyle.

It looked like he was
carrying all of his books.

I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday?

He must really be a nerd."

I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him.
They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt.

His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him.

He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes

My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye.

As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks.
"

They really should get lives.

" H e looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!"

There was a big smile on his face.

It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.

I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived.

As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before.

He said he had gone to private school before now.

I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books.

He turned out to be a pretty cool kid.

I asked him if he wanted to play a little football
with my friends

He said yes.

We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.

I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!

" He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends..

When we were seniors we began to think about college.

Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never
be a problem.

He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship.

Kyle was valedictorian of our class.

I teased him all the time about being a nerd.

He had to prepare a speech for graduation.

I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak

Graduation day, I saw Kyle.

He looked great.

He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school.

He filled out and actually looked good in glasses.

He had more dates than I had and all t he girls loved him.

Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days.

I could see that he was nervous about his speech.

So, I smacked him on the back and said, "Hey, big guy, you'll be great!"

He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grate ful one) and smiled.

" Thanks," he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began

"Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years.

Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach...but mostly your friends...

I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them.

I am going to tell you a story."

I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the
story of the first day we met.

He had planned to kill himself over the weekend.

He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a li ttle smile.

"Thankfully, I was saved.

My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable."

I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile.

Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions.

With one small gesture you can change a person's life.

For better or for worse.

God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way.

Look for God in others.

You now have two choices, you can:

1) Pass this on to your friends or

2) Delete it and act like it
didn't touch your heart.

As you c an see, I took choice number 1.
"Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly."

There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history.

Tomorrow is a mystery.

Today is a gift.

It's National Friendship Week. Show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND.

If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends.

WHEN YOU RECEIVE THIS LETTER, YOU'RE REQUESTED TO SEND IT TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO

SENT IT TO YOU.

GO GATORS!

ARE YOU A SHOPPING KART ASSHOLE?

EYE TEST

It is 6:47 a.m. and 63.9 degrees F. Patrick is downstairs guarding Junior's sleep, by snuggling him.

> In the Wal Star Mart parking lot yesterday I saw a fat bitch put her shopping Kart right up against the metal railing of the Kart Korral, not more than ten feet from me. I wished she would have gotten Eye Contact with me, I would have burned daggers thru her thick caveman skull. I'm sure the only reason she pushed the Kart to the Korral was she was parked next to it. She's one of these slobs, I bet, that just leave the Kart where they parked their SUV (They need a truck to haul their weight around).

It's nasty smelly bitches like this that drive the costs of merchandize up for the rest of us. Our super-walmart employs guys with little tractors to round up these wayward, as well as properly Koralled, Karts.

So why can't people place the Karts in the Korral properly? You just jam them in any old way, and soon the Koral is filled, even tho only one fifth of it's capacity is utilized. Now, to keep the karts from spilling out into the aisles, here comes the Kart Koral guy.

EVERY time I return my kart to the Koral, I have to straighten up the Karts, which I do, just to make it easier on the guys. I even saw one lazy slob queen give her kart a shove from about 15 feet to get it into the Korral!! And she could have used the exercize to get some pounds off her huge lard butt, too!

Aldi has solved the problem with a unique quarter lock on their Karts, and of course their food is thirty to fifty percent cheaper than supermarkets'.

These people, and mostly they are morbidly obese lazy welfare asshole bitches with no soul, should be arrested and put in jail!! Or on a diet!!! (Rant ends)

From the Patriot Post:

Profiles of valor: Air Force Staff Sgt. Covel

In an undisclosed region of Iraq, Air Force Staff Sgt. Earl I. Covel of Oregon was assigned to work with a small group of Army Special Forces soldiers and indigenous Kurdish fighters, when the safe house that Covel and his men were staying in came under a vicious attack.

Covel, the tactical air controller, made his way to the rooftop of a nearby building where he set up communications with air support while pointing out targets to his team. The soldier who was providing Covel cover fire as he coordinated the attack was shot and evacuated, with Covel left in a “little corner of hell” as he later described it. Covel continued to coordinate air and ground strikes for the next 36 hours, all the time returning enemy fire. Through it all, not one of Covel’s men was killed, though more than 100 insurgents were taken down. Later, it was found that approximately 200 insurgents were part of the large-scale assault.

At the recommendation of the Army soldiers with whom he served, Covel was recently awarded the Silver Star. “This honor speaks for itself,” Brigadier General Benjamin Bartlett said at the award ceremony. “Its importance cannot be overstated. I’ve been in the service for 31 years, and I’ve never seen a Silver Star presentation. What he did over there was beyond heroic. Heroes are those people who are put into a position where their true inner character comes out when it is needed most.”

GO GATORS!!

FRED THOMPSON FOR POTUS!!

REPEAT!

Greetings from the Fort! It is 6:24 a.m. and dark out. Patrick is asleep on the couch with Junior.

Gators repeat as National Basketball Champions by beating OSU handily. Oh My! But we knew it would happen... A little closer than we would have liked, but a good win nonetheless. We OWN Ohio State!!

Who's Number One now???

Guess what? Here's a prediction: Gaotr Football will repeat. Defense? Don't worry. Tebow and Company will increase Gator scoring by 16.7 points per game--you heard it here first.

I don't believe it has ever happened before that the same two schools have fought for the Championship in both football and basketball in the same year...

More later.

Free Libby

JUST KIDDING

Lead Dog at the "WTG SIXDOGTEAM" geocache yesterday at Salamonie

It is 10:56 a.m. and blue skies at 58.6 degrees F. outside. Patrick is in his tent on the recliner.

God has made another perfect day!!!

Well, Gators handed the Bruins their heads on a platter last night in the NCAA semi finals. Kind of embarassing for UCLA--they trailed by as much as 18 points. Nuff said on that.

OK time to vent:

Nancy Pelosi, that arrogant bitch, has told our President to "calm down." How dare she? I don't care if the President is George Bush or Bill Clinton, you don't tell him to calm down, you foul smelling diseased zombie-bitch! Show some respect, you ignorant troll!!

Only a democracy of ignorant serfs could elevate a stinking trailer trash hag like Pelosi to so high a public office, and only by collusion of her putrid peers.

When I see her ugly puss on the tube, it makes me throw up in my mouth. What a tool she is, what a disgrace to our republic! You thought Jimmy Carter was bizzarre, this old witch takes the cake.... What do I really think about this anti-American bag of puss? I really don't care for her all that much.

Iranian Hostages--Britain ought to level Tehran, then negotiate for their release:

Brits: Give us our guys or we blow up your capital. You want nukes? We'll give you nukes!!

Persians: Fuck you. Brits: Can you hear me now? Any of you left? Give us our guys!! Persians: Yes sir! Brits: Thanks, don't pull any more shit! Gonzalas(sic)--I don't do Mexican--cut his lying ass loose, GW!

If the Republicans have to accept some moron like Rudi, that is pro gun control, pro baby killing and pro Queer Superiority, let's accept it, if that's what it takes to win. Because the demo-rats will push those issues very hard, Rudi won't. Plus, the demos will surrender in Iraq.

Maybe it's time for a pre-emptive nuclear strike against the Persians??? or the demo-traitors?

Rant ends.