ROLL, TIDE, ROLL!

One of the perks of being the first sophomore ever to win the Heisman Trophy is that you get to be photographed with large breasted women...

It is 8:06 a.m. and Patrick is under Junior's chair, who is behind me on his computer. It is 31.1 degrees out. light dusting of powder on the ground and six to nine inches of white stuff predicted.

Alabama opened up a can of whup-ass on Colorado last night n the first half of the Independence Bowl, then went to sleep in the second half and almost pulled a Gators vs. LSU--but hung on to win.

SEC (withe the most teams in Bowls) is 2-0.

GO GATORS BEAT WOLVERINES!!

GOT A NEW MATTRESS YESTERDAY

It is 8:41 a.m. and 29.1 degrees out . Patrick is here and Junior is on his computer behind me.

Went to an open house yesterday for a soon-to-be departing National Guardsman. Ate creme puffs and drank seven up. Watched two football games played between crappy teams with no offense or defense. Quite thrilling to see if anybody could ever score any points. There are far too many bowl games...

GO GATORS BEAT MICHIGAN!!
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I SHOULDA BEEN A COWBOY...

buddaman

swollen winter wabash

rest in peace

It is 7:06 a.m. and 29.3 degrees out and Patrick is on Junior's lap who is on his computer behind me.

Are you ready to go Bowling?

More later.

GO GATORS --BEAT MICHIGAN!

SNOWING AGAIN

It is 9:13 a.m. and 33.3 degrees out. Patrick is on his afghan and Junior is behind me on his computer playing World of Warcraft.

Texas Really Mopped the stadium up with Arizona State last night-- Great Game for Colt McCoy--Long Horns hooked em with over 50 points!!!

Went caching with Buddaman in Logansport yesterday. Ate lunch at White House Hamburgers No. 1, an authentic diner with juke box selectors at the table and coffee cups with thick thick walls, you know the drill--Great Place and greasy and cheap, just like we like it. Only seating for about 25, and 8 parking spaces...

From the Inbox courtesy of USAF#1:

An Air Force chief master sergeant and a general were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces.
The general shouted, 'Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!' The sergeant turned to his barber and said, 'Go ahead and put it on me. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'
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'Well,' snarled the tough old Navy chief to the bewildered seaman, 'I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and pee on my grave.' 'Not me, Chief!' the seaman replied. 'Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!'
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The elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he fumbled for his passport.
'You 'have been to France before, monsieur?' the customs officer asked sarcastically. The old gent admitted that he had been to France previously. 'Zen, you should know enough to 'have your passport ready for inspection.' The American said, 'The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it.' 'Impossible. You Americans always 'have to show your passports on arrival in France !' The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained,

'Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach in '44 I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to.

GO GATORS BEAT WOLVERINES!!!!

GONE CACHIN'

A FEW MORE OF PATRICK'S FRIENDS FROM FACEBOOK...

It is 5:35 a.m. and 34.2 degrees out with about an inch of snow on the ground. Junior and Patrick are asleep downstairs.

“It has come to our attention that the City of Dallas is displaying a large crèche in the triangle two blocks from City Hall and across from the First Baptist Church. We write to inform you that this display violates the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, and to ask that you remove the crèche.” —Nancy Leong, spokesmouth for Americans United for Separation of Church and State

No, it doesn't.

go gators! Beat Michigan!!

ANOTHER SHOPPING DAY

It is 6:42 a.m. and 21.1 degrees outside and Patrick is here with me and Junior is downstairs in the Bar Room partying with Holiday Revelers. High speed is still down.

More later.

GO GATORS!

MERRY CHRISTMAS

It is 7:26 a.m. and 28.9 degrees out, Patrick and Junior are downstairs watching Christmas movies.

GO GATORS

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE!

It is 7:09 a.m. and Patrick is at my feet on his afghan, being a good dog, and Junior is at Friends'.

bLOGGER IS NOT RESPONDING TO REQUESTS TO UPLOAD PICS, SO WILL TRY AGAIN LATER.

More later.

GO GATORS!! BEAT MICHIGAN!!!

A WARM WINTER'S NIGHT

It is 7:28 a.m. and 44.6 degrees outside with winds steady at 36 miles per hour. They've been gusting higher all night, sounding like a passenger train. Junior is at his computer behind me and Patrick is under his chair.

Gators were crushed by an Ohio State University yesterday. Gators wwere like 2 for 50 on shots beyond the arc--played their stupidest game this year. It's OK, they got their "revenge" in a meaningless gam against a different team... heh, heh.

more later.

100 Moments in Gators History

98. Lowe's shining moment

February 16, 2006

Senior guard Sarah Lowe stepped to the line with her shot at history.

The clock had 3 seconds left on it, and UF and LSU had already needed more than the 40 regulation minutes to decide a winner. The Gators trailed 78-77, and Lowe had just being fouled by Augustus. Two shots to earn probably the biggest win in program history? No problem.

On Senior Day, the Gators shocked the women's college basketball world by upending No. 2 LSU and National Player of the Year Seimone Augustus 79-78.

After the game Lowe sat silently in the postgame press conference blowing bluish-green bubbles.

“There was no doubt in my mind I was going to [make] it,” said Lowe, who had 17 points.” I just walked up there like it was just shooting a free throw in practice. I had to put myself in a different place and just not even worry about the score.”

Then, 10 days later, in what's the greatest regular season week in UF women's basketball history, the Gators shocked the world again at Tennessee 95-93 – in overtime yet again.

However, those close games didn't translate into the postseason as the fifth-seeded Gators were thrashed 83-59 by New Mexico in the first round.

GO GATORS

DENSE FOG

It is 6:00 a.m. and 39.0 degrees out and a big thaw going on. Junior and Patrick just went to bed, Patrick for his second shift.

More later.

FROM THE PATRIOT POST (EXCERPT):

...Of consequence is that George Washington was both a soldier and a farmer who, when he took the oath of the Presidency, rejected any royal tint or trappings for his office. He exhibited great humility during the American Revolution. Although some historians are not persuaded that the Continental Army's general was observed praying in snowy fields outside Fort Necessity, Rev. Nathaniel Randolph Snowden, writing shortly after the Revolutionary War, affirmed that he personally interviewed Isaac Potts of Valley Forge about his knowledge of General Washington's religious faith during the winter encampment there.

Rev. Snowden, who also met with Washington in person, quotes Potts: "I never believed that America [could] proceed against Great Britain whose fleets and armies covered the land and ocean, but something very extraordinary converted me to the Good Faith! ... Do you see that woods, and that plain. ... There laid the army of Washington. It was a most distressing time of ye war, and all were for giving up the Ship but that great and good man. In that woods pointing to a close in view, I heard a plaintive sound as, of a man at prayer. I tied my horse to a sapling and went quietly into the woods and to my astonishment I saw the great George Washington on his knees alone, with his sword on one side and his cocked hat on the other. He was at Prayer to the God of the Armies, beseeching to interpose with his Divine aid, as it was ye Crisis, and the cause of the country, of humanity and of the world. Such a prayer I never heard from the lips of man. I left him alone praying. I went home and told my wife. I saw a sight and heard today what I never saw or heard before, and just related to her what I had seen and heard and observed. We never thought a man [could] be a soldier and a Christian, but if there is one in the world, it is Washington. She also was astonished. We thought it was the cause of God, and America could prevail."

Washington had known glory and difficulty during late Decembers, leading the Continental Army in the Christmas Campaign successes of 1776 at Trenton and Princeton, then a year later taking his troops in retreat toward Valley Forge while leaving bloody footprints in the snow.

With our nation at war again this Christmas, we pray for victory, we pray for our Patriot Warriors, and we pray for their families. We pray especially for the families of our fallen Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines and Coast Guardsmen -- for those who gave their lives so that we might once again celebrate Christmas as a free people.

May God's peace and blessings be upon you and all those you hold dear.

Merry Christmas!

Semper Vigilo, Fortis, Paratus, Fidelis et Gratus!

Mark Alexander
Publisher, PatriotPost.US

GO GATORS!

GONE CACHIN'

It is 6:30 a.m. and 27.0 degrees outside and dark. Patrick is on his afghan and Junior is on his computer behind me.

We shoveled out the lane by hand yesterday, and made a arun into town to get comfort food to eat during our LOST marathon--chips, ice cream, butterfingers cocoa, popcorn, TV dinners etc. Chicken Livers were missing when we got home, so Wal*Mart fucked us again with their damned bag carousel. Getting ready to go caching.

GO GATORS!!!

HE'S NUMBAH WAN!

Florida QB Tim Tebow wins AP player of the year

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GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) — Tim Tebow's unprecedented season keeps getting better.

The Florida quarterback won AP Player of the Year honors Tuesday in a vote that was similar to the one that made him the first sophomore to win the Heisman Trophy.

Tebow received 31 of a possible 58 votes from AP poll voters. Arkansas running back Darren McFadden, the Heisman runner-up, received 19 votes, and Hawaii quarterback Colt Brennan was third with four votes.

Oregon quarterback Dennis Dixon received three votes and West Virginia quarterback Pat White received one vote.

Tebow became the first player in major college history to run for at least 20 touchdowns and throw 20 TD passes in the same season. He accounted for 51 touchdowns, including a Southeastern Conference record 22 rushing, and set a school record with 3,970 yards of total offense.

After helping the Gators win the national title as a part-time playing freshman last year, Tebow proved he could do it all in his first season as a starter.

He was the second-rated passer in the nation and completed 68% of his throws after being used almost exclusively as a short-yardage runner last year.

15 MINUTES OF FAME THAT WILL LAST FOREVER

It is 6:27 a.m. and Patrick is ensconced on his afghan and Junior is behind me on his computer. It is 19. 4 degrees outside.

We are shocked and dismayed but not surprised at the Survivor Lunch Lady's perfidy. She claimed on the finale that upon arriving home after the show, she was demoted from her seven-buck-an-hour cafeteria worker job to janitor, scrubbing toilets. Producer Mark Burnett awarded her 50 grand on the spot for her trouble. Then the school, reeling from an avalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanch (I didn't do that, nor will I correct what is an obvious Dell defect) of hate mail, revealed the truth. The Lunch Lady had been PROMOTED to Custodian, BEFORE she left for Survivor, at a TEN-DOLLAR-AN-HOUR RAISE!!

So she's a damned liar, trying to get sympathy for God-knows-what, and now she's outed as an asshole forever. She went on a morning show and apologized and then had the audacity to claim she had NOT INTENDED TO MISLEAD. What a pathetic tool.

So now she's been forced (not her idea) to give all the dough to a favored Hollywood Charity...

Somebody ought to kick her rotten mullet ass! She's probably too dumb to realize her disgrace...

GO GATORS!!!

NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON

It is 30.1 degrees out at 6:45 a.m. and Junior is behind me playing WOW on his computer, and Patrick is in his crate, serving a time out for rude behavior.

FROM THE PATRIOT POST:

RE: THE LEFT

“Democrats who supported a House resolution to honor Ramadan voted against a similar resolution to honor Christmas and Christianity... 18 Democrats voted ‘nay’ or ‘present’ on a resolution to ‘recognize the importance of Christmas and the Christian faith.’ An eagle-eyed Republican House staffer points out that those same members, with one exception, voted to ‘recognize the commencement of Ramadan,’ a Muslim religious observance in October. Nine Democrats voted against the Christmas resolution. They are: Rep. Gary Ackerman (N.Y.), Rep. Yvette Clarke (N.Y.), Rep. Diane DeGette (Colo.), Rep. Alcee Hastings (Fla.), Rep. Barbara Lee (Calif.), Rep. Jim McDermott (Wash.), Rep. Robert Scott (Va.), Rep. Pete Stark (Calif.) and Rep. Lynn Woolsey (Calif.). Another nine Democrats chose to vote ‘present.’ They are: Rep. Hon Conyers (Mich.), Rep. Barney Frank (Mass.), Rep. Rush Holt (N.Y.), Rep. Jan Schakowsky (Ill.), Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (Fla.), Rep. Peter Welch (Vt.) and Rep. John Yarmuth (Ky.) Each of them supported the Ramadan resolution except for Rep. Lee, who did not vote.” —Amanda Carpenter

NOW, SHOULD THERE BE ANY DOUBT ABOUT WHO ARE THE ANTI-CHRIST HEATHEN TRAITORS AMONGST US? DISGUSTING MORON DEMOCRATS SHOULD BE STONED!! SATAN LAUGHS FROM HIS PERCH IN HELL.... I SAY EXILE THESE BASTARDS TO THE DESERTS OF IRAN AND SEE HOW THEY LIKE IT!! PUKES...

Have a nice day.

GO GATORS

NUMBER 99

100 Moments in Gators History

99. Football debut

October 27, 1906

The Gators' 6-0 win over Rollins is considered the first official game in school history.

Now, more than 100 years later it's safe to say starting a football program was a good idea. James Forsythe only coached the Gators for two more seasons, but UF never played more than eight games. Forsythe went 14-6-2 in his three seasons.

PATRICK REACHES 500

SOME OF BANDIT'S FRIENDS ON DOGBOOK

It is 7:17 a.m. and 12.9 degrees out, and Patrick got up and got into bed with Junior.

Speaking of Patrick, he now has over 500 doggy friends on his Face Book Dog Book page... FROM THE INBOX:

This is too true to be very funny

The next time you hear a politician use the
word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about
whether you want the 'politicians' spending
YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of
putting that figure into some perspective in
one of its releases.

A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.

D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and
20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division. .

Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number, what does it mean?

A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of
New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you
each get $516,528.

B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family
gets $2,066,012.

Washington , D.C .. HELLO!!! ... Are all your calculators broken??

Consider all the many taxes we are liable for through a life-time....
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
Liquor Tax,
Luxury Tax,
Marriage License Tax,
Medicare Tax,
Property Tax,
Real Estate Tax,
Service charge taxes,
Social Security Tax,
Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
Sales Taxes,
Recreational Vehicle Tax,
School Tax,
State Income Tax,
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fe e Tax,
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,
Telephone State and Local Tax,
Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
Utility Tax,
Vehicle License Registration Tax,
Vehicle Sales Tax,
Watercraft Registration Tax,
Well Permit Tax,
Workers Compensation Tax.

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'

And I still have to 'press
1' for English.

I hope this goes around THE
USA at least 100 times

What the heck happened????? go gators!

NUMBER 100

100 Moments in Gators History

100. UF dubbed “The Alligators”

October 25, 1911

UF students weren't fortunate enough to have access to a daily newspaper in 1911, but instead the student body settled for the monthly Florida Pennant, the Alligator's predecessor. The December 1911 issue recaps each football game from the 1911 season, including the infamous 6-5 win against Clemson.

From the Pennant: "It was on the South Carolina trip that the Florida team was dubbed the 'Alligators,' and the battle that took place in South Carolina on this Wednesday afternoon between the Clemson Tigers and Florida Alligators is one long to be remembered!"

The Alligators finished the season 6-0-1, led by quarterback Earle "Dummy" Taylor, an early advocate of the new "forward pass."

The Pennant story doesn't explain why UF was named the Alligators, but UF historian Carl Van Ness wrote a compelling article about the naming.

Van Ness says in all likelihood, UF was named the Alligators after a club started by center Neal Storter. Storter, who came from a remote location in the Everglades, was nicknamed Bo Gator by the Pennant and soon the popular Bo Gator Club came into existence.

The 1910 UF yearbook made numerous references to the Gators, and it was only natural for the football team to adapt the nickname.

A CHRISTMAS STORY

It is 5:54 a.m. and Junior is behind me at his keyboard and Patrick is under his chair. OOps, now they're off to bed. It is 19.6 degrees out, half a foot of snow on the ground. And dark out.

FROM THE INBOX COURTESY KAY:

Adventure with Grandma

I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on =he day my big sister dropped the bomb: "There is no Santa Claus," she jeered. =Even dummies know that!"

My Grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that day because I knew she would be straight with me. I knew Grandma always told the truth, and I knew that the truth always went down a whole lot easier when swallowed with one of her world-famous cinnamon buns. I knew they were world-famous, because Grandma said so. It had to be true.

Grandma was home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told her everything. She was ready for me. "No Santa Claus!" she snorted. "Ridiculous! Don't believe it. That rumor has been going around for years, and it makes me mad, plain mad. Now, put on your coat, and let's go."

"Go? Go where, Grandma?" I asked. I hadn't even finished my second world-famous, cinnamon bun. "Where" =urned out to be Kerby's General Store, the one store in town that had a little bit of just about everything. As we walked through its doors, Grandma handed me ten dollars. That was a bundle in those days. "Take this money," she said, "and buy something for someone who needs it. I'll wait for you in the car." Then she turned and walked out of Kerby's.

I was only eight years old. I'd often gone shopping with my mother, but never had I shopped for anything all by myself. The store seemed big and crowded, full of people scrambling to finish their Christmas shopping. For a few moments I just stood there, confused, clutching that ten- dollar bill, wondering what to buy, and who on earth to buy it =for.

I thought of everybody I knew: my family, my friends, my neighbors, the kids at school, the people who went to my church. I was just about thought out, when I suddenly thought of Bobby Decker. He was a kid with bad breath and messy hair, and he sat right behind me in Mrs.Pollock's grade-two class. Bobby Decker didn't have a coat. I knew that because he never went out for recess during the winter. His mother always wrote a note, telling the teacher that he had a cough, but all us kids knew that Bobby Decker didn't have a cough, and he didn't have a coat. I fingered the ten-dollar bill with growing excitement. I would buy Bobby Decker coat! I settled on a red corduroy one that had a hood to it. It looked real warm, and he would like that.

"Is this a Christmas present for someone?" the lady behind the counter asked kindly, as I laid my ten dollars down.

"Yes," I replied shyly. "It's .... for Bobby." The nice lady smiled at me. I didn't get any change, but she put the coat in a bag and wished me a Merry Christmas.

That evening, Grandma helped me wrap the coat in Christmas paper and ribbons (a little tag fell out of the coat, and grandma tucked it in her Bible) and wrote, "To Bobby, From Santa Claus" on it -- Grandma said that Santa always insisted on secrecy. Then she drove me over to Bobby Decker's house, explaining as we went that I was now and forever officially one of Santa's helpers.

Grandma parked down the street from Bobby's house, and she and I crept noiselessly and hid in the bushes by his front walk. When Grandma gave me a nudge.

"All right, Santa Claus," she whispered, get going." I took a deep breath, dashed for his front door, threw the =resent down on his step, pounded his doorbell and flew back to the safety of the Bushes and Grandma. Together we waited breathlessly in the darkness for the front Door to open. Finally it did, and there stood Bobby.

Fifty years haven't Dimmed the thrill of those moments spent shivering, beside my Grandma, in Bobby =Decker's bushes. That night, I realized that those awful rumors about Santa Claus were just what Grandma said they were: ridiculous. Santa was alive and well , and we were on his team.

I still have the Bible, with the tag tucked inside: $19.95.

=====================3D==========

He who has no Christmas in his heart will never find Christmas under a tree.
God Bless.

GO SAURIANS!!!

HERE ARE SOME PHOTOS TAKEN LAST NIGHT IN THE COMPUTER ROOM AND THIS MORNING OUT THE COMPUTER ROOM'S WINDOWS...HEH,HEH.

WINTER WONDERLAND?

WE HAVE BECOME HUGE FANS OF CHELSEA HANDLER'S NEW LATE NIGHT TV SHOW ON E...

It is 6:30 a.m. and 23.2 degrees outside. Patrick got up and went downstairs to sleep with Junior. There is snow on the windows, and I can hear freezing rain. It's dark out. And Gator Hoops struggled badly last night :(

more later.

FROM THE INBOX COURTESY KAY:

Holiday Eating Tips

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.
2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single- malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-aholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!
3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.
4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? I t's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.
5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?
6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.
7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.
8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or, if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?
9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.
10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention.
Reread tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner.
Merry Christmas everyone! Want to race through your inbox even faster?

go gators!!

LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW!

It is 7:08 a.m. and 29.7 degrees outside. Patrick and Junior are here, somewhere.

Junior and I went to Wal*Mart and Aldi's yesterday to stock up on dog food, water and other supplies, (INCLUDING SEASON THREE OF LOST ON DVD!!!)then celebrated at our favorite Friday Nite Tavern with prime ribs and boilermakers, in anticipation of

12-16 INCHES OF SNOW PREDICTED

YIKES!!

FROM THE PATRIOT POST:

From the states: Sheriff Joe Arpaio

Maricopa County, Arizona, Sheriff Joe Arpaio is at it again—and we’re cheering him on. His latest idea for punishment for driving under the influence involves a chain gang—clad in black and white striped pants and pink shirts that read “Sheriff D.U.I. Chain Gang” —cleaning the streets at a busy intersection. The shirts also read “Clean(ing) and Sober” on the back. Sheriff Joe’s D.U.I. convicts not only suffer this public shame, but their punishment also includes performing burials at an indigent cemetery where many victims of alcohol abuse are laid to rest. We’ll venture to say that few of these 15 prisoners take the car keys again when drunk—if they even drink again. We also doubt that Ted Kennedy will be visiting Maricopa County any time soon.

--AMEN!!!

GO GATORS!!

LOST

It is 7:37 a.m. and29.7 degrees outside. Patrick and Junior are asleep downstairs on a couch.

"There are things in the universe that can't be scanned by a tri-corder."

more later.

GO GATORS

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

BECKY WAS ON TV YESTERDAY ON ONE OF THOSE ENTERTAINMENT SHOWS, A VIDEO CLIP OF HER SHOPPING AND ONE OF THE PAPS SAYS DRIVE CAREFULLY OR WORDS TO THAT EFFECT, i THINK HE SAID "SAFETY FIRST" AND SHE RESPONDS "ALWAYS" AND THEN THE SHOW GOES ON TO SHOW A PHOTO OF THE LITTLE KID SHE KILLED--i DON'T KNOW WHY THE PAPS WERE PHOTOGRAPHING HER OR WHY AMYBODY CARES AT THIS POINT, BUT HEY, MAYBE SHE'S GOT A NEW PART....

It is 7:34 a.m. and 33.1 degrees outside. Junor and Earthdog are asleep downstairs.

My keyboard is black WITH WHITE NUMBERS, A DUMB IDEA, and only a year old, and most of the letters are showing wear. The A and N are almost gone. What to do? Are my fingers like caustic digits or something???

Quote of the Week:

“The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.” —Albert Einstein

GO GATORS BEAT MICHIGAN!

GEE WHIZ

It is 6:46 a.m. and 36.2 degrees out. Patrick and Junior are asleep downstairs.

FROM THE INBOX:

Ghost of Patton!!

I think this is how General George S. Patton would sum things up.... and then catch holy hell from Ike. He sure had a unique way of expressing his thoughts.

Ghost of General Patton

A Message from the Ghost of General Patton....

ATTENTION!

To ALL those whining, panty-waisted, pathetic Maggots, it's time for a little refresher course on exactly why we Americans occasionally have to fight wars.

See if you can tear yourself away from your "reality" TV and Starbucks for a minute, pull your head out of your flabby ass -- and LISTEN UP!!

Abu Ghraib is not "torture" or an "atrocity". This is the kind of thing frat boys, sorority girls, and academy cadets do to newcomers.

A little fun at someone else's expense.

Certainly no reason to wring your hands or get your panties in a wad.

Got that?

THIS IS an atrocity!

So Was This!!!

WHICH PART DON'T YOU GET?

Islam a peaceful religion???

My Ass!

Millions of these sons-of-bitches are plotting, as we speak, to destroy our country and our way of life any way they can.
Some of them are here among us now.

They don't want to convert you and don't want to rule you. You are a vile infestation of Allah's paradise. They don't give a shit how "progressive" you are, how peace-loving you are, or how much you sympathize with their cause.

They want your ass dead , and they think it is God's will for them to do it. And you think Bush and Cheney are your worst enemies?

Some think if we give them a hug or listen to them, then they'll like us... and if you agree? Then you are a pathetic dumb ass!

If they manage to get their hands on a nuke, chemical agents, or even some anthrax -- you will wish to God we had hunted them down and killed THEM while we had the chance.

Stop bitchin' about your damn Health Care, Social Security, Gas prices, and your measly 3.25% unemployment rate...and start worrying about you, your family's, and your friends' asses.

How many more Americans must be beheaded before you stop blaming

Bush for all your troubles ??
You've fallen asleep AGAIN, maggots!
And you may not get another chance!

NOW GET OFF YOUR SORRY ASS -

and pass this on to any and every person you give a damn about.. if you ever gave a damn about anything

DISMISSED!

Do you have enough balls to forward this email.. The truth shall set you free!!

George S. Patton

go gators!

BON VOYAGE, HEROES

LOOK OUT, WOLVERINES!!!

It is 32.o degrees out and Patrick and Junior are asleep downstairs.

We went to the National Guard Armory and the Local High School Gym last night to participate in Going-away ceremonies for Delta Company, the local Unit that is being deployed to Iraq. One of the troopers is a good friend of Juniors. God Bless them and Guide Them and Bring them all back home to us safely.

On a more somber note, from Mark, via the inbox:

WHEN TO START CUSSING
>
>
> A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
>
>
> "You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we
> started cussing."
>
>
> The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
>
> The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm
> gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."
>
>
> The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
>
> When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he
> wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have
> some Cheerios."_ _WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the
> kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his
> mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks
> him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
>
>
> She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a
> stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
>

>

> "I don't know" he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be
> Cheerios!"

GO GATORS!!