15 MINUTES OF FAME THAT WILL LAST FOREVER

It is 6:27 a.m. and Patrick is ensconced on his afghan and Junior is behind me on his computer. It is 19. 4 degrees outside.

We are shocked and dismayed but not surprised at the Survivor Lunch Lady's perfidy. She claimed on the finale that upon arriving home after the show, she was demoted from her seven-buck-an-hour cafeteria worker job to janitor, scrubbing toilets. Producer Mark Burnett awarded her 50 grand on the spot for her trouble. Then the school, reeling from an avalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanch (I didn't do that, nor will I correct what is an obvious Dell defect) of hate mail, revealed the truth. The Lunch Lady had been PROMOTED to Custodian, BEFORE she left for Survivor, at a TEN-DOLLAR-AN-HOUR RAISE!!

So she's a damned liar, trying to get sympathy for God-knows-what, and now she's outed as an asshole forever. She went on a morning show and apologized and then had the audacity to claim she had NOT INTENDED TO MISLEAD. What a pathetic tool.

So now she's been forced (not her idea) to give all the dough to a favored Hollywood Charity...

Somebody ought to kick her rotten mullet ass! She's probably too dumb to realize her disgrace...

GO GATORS!!!