SNOWING AGAIN
It is 9:13 a.m. and 33.3 degrees out. Patrick is on his afghan and Junior is behind me on his computer playing World of Warcraft.
Texas Really Mopped the stadium up with Arizona State last night-- Great Game for Colt McCoy--Long Horns hooked em with over 50 points!!!
Went caching with Buddaman in Logansport yesterday. Ate lunch at White House Hamburgers No. 1, an authentic diner with juke box selectors at the table and coffee cups with thick thick walls, you know the drill--Great Place and greasy and cheap, just like we like it. Only seating for about 25, and 8 parking spaces...
From the Inbox courtesy of USAF#1:
'Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach in '44 I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to.
The general shouted, 'Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!' The sergeant turned to his barber and said, 'Go ahead and put it on me. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'
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'Well,' snarled the tough old Navy chief to the bewildered seaman, 'I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and pee on my grave.' 'Not me, Chief!' the seaman replied. 'Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!'
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The elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he fumbled for his passport.
'You 'have been to France before, monsieur?' the customs officer asked sarcastically. The old gent admitted that he had been to France previously. 'Zen, you should know enough to 'have your passport ready for inspection.' The American said, 'The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it.' 'Impossible. You Americans always 'have to show your passports on arrival in France !' The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained,
GO GATORS BEAT WOLVERINES!!!!
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