BIZZARO WORLD

IT'S AMAZING TO ME THAT Barry Soetoro is ahead in the polls.

If he wins re-election, the sorry Rebublican Party needs to waake up and smell the horses hit and pay attention to what the American People want. They need to change direction and endorse the following measures:

1.  Put whatever negroes are Not getting welfare, on all the doles immediately, and double their payments.

2.  Bus in as many Mexicans as want to come, and put them all on welfare immediately, including the illegals already here.

3.  Round up all white bastards who make more than 250,000 dollars a year, imprison them and their families, put them to work on the chain gang, and re-distribute ALL their assets to poor people.

4. Shut down the armed forces, and surrender our sovereignty  to the Chinese.

5.  Take all the money from the banks and oil companies and give them to welfare recipients.

5. Raise all taxes on working people to 60% of their weekly earnings, and give to the welfare people.

Reversal of Fortune

THE OLD PLANTATION:

WHITES WORKED, BLACKS WORKED.
WHITES PROVIDED BLACKS WITH FOOD AND SHELTER.

THE NEW PLANTATION:

ONLY WHITES WORK
WHITES PROVIDE BLACKS WITH FOOD AND SHELTER

GATOR TALES

First Published Clearwater Sun  1965****VOL 47, NO. 3

BY GATORS MUSCHOMP LOVE (LIKE us on Facebook!)

@TRADER RICK’S LAST OUTPOST, PALM HARBOR, FL

• **RICK & ROSIE’S SUPER TIP SHEET**

Game 3 | # 18/17 Florida (2-0, 1-0 SEC) at # 23/29 Tennessee (2-0, 0-0SEC) | Knoxville, Tenn. Sept. 15, 2012 | 6:00 p.m. ET | ESPN

SINCE 1916, UF LEADS 22-19 (845-844), UF WON LAST 7,WON LAST YEAR 33-23

106th SEASON

UF IS A 2-point VEGAS DOG . OPTIMISTIC TRADER RICK   HAS GATORS AS 3 POINT FAVORITES

ESPN GAME DAY WILL BE THERE, SECOND WEEK IN A ROW FOR GATORS!!!!

This will be the first meeting since 2007 that both schools are ranked in the polls. Tennessee is 2-0 with wins over NC State (35-21) and Georgia State (51-13). The Vols are led by QB Tyler Bray, who has completed 45-of-61 passes for 643 yards and 6 TD’s. Wide receiver Justin Hunter,  has 17 catches for 219 yards and 3 touchdowns. OH, MY! 

UF beat SEC expansion team Texas A&M, 20-17 last week, rallying from a 17-10 halftime deficit. Mike Gillislee had two touchdown runs, and Caleb Sturgis kicked two FG’s, one a 51 yarder, his career 8th over 50 yards. Sophomore QB Jeff Driskel, making his first career start, was 13-for-16 for 162 yards (166.3 rating), while redshirt junior Jordan Reed tied his career high of five receptions for 59 yards (11.8 avg.). Coach Muschamp’s “ happiest moment in Florida history for me. That and the Ohio State game (in the Gator Bowl).”

HOW DID GATORS OPPONENTS DO?

BGSU 1-1 BEAT IDAHO 21-13/ TEX A&M 0-1 LOST TO #17 FLORIDA 17-20/ TENN 2-0 BEAT GA ST 51-13/ UK 1-1 BEAT KENT STATE 47-14/ #2 LSU 2-0 BEAT WASH 31-3/ VANDY 0-2 LOST TO NORTHWESTERN 13-23/ #9 USCe 2-0 BEAT E CAROLINA 48-10/ #7 UGA 2-0 BEAT MIZZOU 41-20/MIZZOU 1-1 LOST TO #7 UGA/ 20-41/ LA

2-0 BEAT TROY 37-24/ JAX STATE 1-1 BEAT UT CHATT 27-24/ #6 FSU 2-0 BEAT SAVANNAH ST 55-0 ----------UF faces 4 Top Ten teams this season

*MISS ME YET? DEPT: Urban  Liar’s INELIGIBLE  TOSU buckeyes( 2-0) beat UCF 31-16  last week. *URBAN LIAR’S DREAM TEAM DEPT: #19  Notre Dame Fighting Irish Beat Purdue 20-1

*ROCKYTOP FUN FACT:  Former Vol P. Manning played the Gators 4 times and lost 4 times. *TEBOW WATCH: Bronco Vonn Miller Tebow’d after sacking Ben Rothlisberger last Sunday!!!*TAMPA WATCH: USF is 2-0 & Laptop Thief Former Gator Newton beat by Your Tampa Bay Bucs!

GO GATORS! CHOMP, CHOMP!

GO GATORS! CHOMP, CHOMP!

HOW DID GATORS OPPONENTS DO?

BGSU 1-2 LOST AT TOLEDO 15-27
TEX A&M 1-1 BEAT SMU 48-3
TENN 2-1 LOST TO UF 20-37
UK 1-2 LOST TO W KY 31-32 OT
LSU 3-0 BEAT IDAHO 63-14
VANDY 1-2 BEAT PRESBYTERIAN 58-0
USCe 3-0-0 BEAT UAB 49-6
UGA 3-0 BEAT FAU 56-20

MIZZOU 2-1 BEAT ARIZ ST 24-20
LA 2-1 LOST AT OK ST 24-65
JAX STATE 1-1 BYE
FSU 3-0 BEAT WAKE 52-0

GATOR TALES

First Published Clearwater Sun  1965****VOL 47, NO.2

BY GATORS MUSCHOMP LOVE (LIKE us on Facebook!)

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Game 2 | Florida (1-0, 0-0 SEC) at Texas A&M (0-0, 0-0 SEC)  | College Station, Texas

  

September 8, 2012 | 3:30 p.m. ET | ESPN

UF IS A 2-point VEGAS UNDERDOG . TRADER RICK, NOT SO OPTIMISTIC, HAS GATORS AT 10 POINT DOGS

• No longer ranked, Florida faces Texas A&M in their first game as a member of the SEC. The Aggies have a  new head coach, Kevin Sumlin. A loss here, and Will Muschamp is on the HOT SEAT!!! 
• The teams  will be meeting for the third time. UF beat A&M, 42-6, in the first meeting in 1962 and the Aggies won the 1977 Sun Bowl in El Paso, 37-14. 

THE AGGIES FIRST GAME WAS CANCELLED DUE TO HURRICANE CARMELITA

GATORS ARE COMING OFF A DISAPPOINTING WIN OVER BOWLING GREEN, WHERE THEY DIDN’T COME CLOSE TO COVERING THE SPREAD.  UF’S VAUNTED DEFENSE RESEMBLED A CHEAP PIZZA CRUST: SOGGY, NOT CRISP. GATORS’ QUESTIONABLE OFFENSE WAS, WELL, QUESTIONABLY OFFENSIVE.THE BRIGHT SPOT: Mike Gillislee, carrying the ball 24 times for 148 yards and two touchdowns, 

JEFF DRISKEL WILL START AT QB FOR THE GATORS. He was 10-of-16 passing for 114 yards and rushed three times for 24 yards in  last week’s pathetic dual QB  effort.A loss here, and Will Muschamp is on the HOT SEAT!!! 

MISS ME YET? DEPT: Urban Liar’s TOSU buckeyes beat Miami of Ohio 56-10  last week.  

GO GATORS! CHOMP, CHOMP!