LAND OF THE LOST

BREAKING NEWS FROM PALM HARBR FLORIDA:

WE have Anna Friel dialed into our DVR's recording priorities, so we just watched Will Ferrell's LAND OF THE LOST for about the eighth time. The first few times were not easy, but it gets better and better with each viewing, so we've moved it up to the top ten on our list of favorite movies, displacing The Great Train Robbery to number 11...

Zombies vs. democrats

I have just completed a series of interviews with some local zombies, or "Undead" as they prefer to be called.

I've confirmed some facts that most folks may not realize about them.

1. They smell really awful.  It's hard to get close to them without gaging. All that rotting flesh, I suppose. Most democrats smell funny also.

2. Their communication skills are limited. Mostly grunts and growls and head bobs. Not good at multi-tasking. They get focused on one thing and get all fixated. Sort of like democrats parroting  nonsensical or inaccurate   talking points.

3.  While not displaying an abundance of cunning, their actions appear to be far superior in terms of logic and reason than anyones I've encountered who is even remotely connected to the democrat party.

4.  Female zombies, even when fully clothed in rags, are far more alluring than most democrat women.

5.  When you invite Zombies for tea, they tend to spill stuff , knock over things and leave stains on the furniture. The democrats do the same, but you have to listen to their lies and anti-American rhetoric the whole time.

Next Week:  Why I would rather my daughter marry a Vampire, than a democrat.

---TRADER RICK

MORE TreaSON

Mr. Soetoro's 's regime's  Immigration Amnesty announcement today amounts to a fiat that contravenes laws passed by Congress. This illegal seizure of power violates his Oath of Office and is just one more of many, many crimes for which he should be impeached and removed from office.

in the America I grew up in, there would never be a debate on weather a song titled "GOD BLESS THE USA" was appropriate to  be sung in school. Just saying'.

FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T OFFEND THE PREZ

BARRY SOETORO SAYS HE IS OFFENDED AT THE SUGGESTION THAT 'HIS' WHITE HOUSE HAS LEAKED TOP SECRET DATA.

Well, Barry, YOU'VE offended US  each and every day since day one of your administration.

NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON

Oh, Gosh, did you see the little colored fellow on Fox News this morning who sang Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the USA"? He was just in kindergarten and he did GREAT. So did his Mom. He was there with his mom to discuss why in hell their stupid colored principal woman banned the song from a school event because it might offend someone...

President Soetoro, or whatever his name is, should invite the kid to the White House and celebrate him.

But he won't..

Because Barry doesn't want the USA to be blessed by an infidel god. Barry hates the USA and wants to transform her into a third world socialist bess pool, to pay for her cracker sins and protecting the world from  communist/muslim despots. I don't make this stuff up, I just report on it and comment on it.--TRADER RICK

By the way. Barrack, Hussein, Obama, and Soeetoro dare not American names. William, Jefferson, and Clinton are. Just saying. James, Earl, and Carter are too.

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