TRADER RICK'S LAST OUTPOST
MUSINGS ABOUT FLORIDA FOOTBALL, LIFE ON THE NEW PLANTATION, GEOCACHING, A SOCIOPATH'S ATTEMPTS TO LIVE IN A WORLD HE DID NOT MAKE, UPDATES ON THE CRUSADE AGAINST ISLAMIC INFIDELS AND ANECDOTES FROM MY PAST... PROUD MEMBER OF THE VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY FOR OVER 40 YEARS. AND NOW AS AN ADDED FEATURE--WATCHDOG OVER THE CORRUPT TREASONOUS OBAMA REGIME.
Saturday, July 30, 2011
Saturday, July 23, 2011
TOAD KILLING
HOW TO KILL POISONOUS GIANT CANE TOADS:
The extension service says a humane way to kill the toads is to make them unconscious and then freeze them for three days.
To make them unconscious, purchase a small tube of benzocaine ointment, which is used in humans as a painkiller for toothaches. Take a strip of ointment about 1 inch long (more for very large frogs) and spread it down the spine of the toad from the neck to the tailbone.
In five to 10 minutes the toad will be groggy; in 15 to 20 minutes it should be unconscious, and in about 30 to 40 minutes the toad will die or be near death.
Now put the toad in a plastic container and place it in your freezer for three days.
This is a humane way to kill amphibians because their bodies go into a state of torpor which causes their metabolism to slow way down- just as they would do during cold weather.
After an extended time in freezing temperatures, the toads die. But, if the cold weather is short in duration, the frogs will come out of their torpor state when temperatures warm up.
Why put the toad in the freezer if it appears to be dead already?
The extension service wants to make absolutely sure that heavily drugged toads that appear dead don't get buried alive.
After three days, dispose of the carcass by placing it in a plastic bag and putting it in the trash.
WE'VE FOUND THAT A SHOVEL BLADE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD WORKS JUST AS WELL.
Thursday, July 21, 2011
KILL THE MONSTER
MY OPTIMISTIC PREDICTION FOR THE FUTURE:
The national democrat party will become so onerous to the American people, that their treason, incompetence and anti-American communism will be rejected, with the result of a more centrist moderate party taking their place, joined by moderate and liberal republicans. The Republicans meanwhile will move further to the right, more closely resembling the ideals of the great founding fathers...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AS OF 2:30 PM TODAY
URBANA, INDIANA 97 SCORCHING DEGREES
PALM HARBOR FLORIDA 82 BALMY DEGREES
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Monday, July 18, 2011
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
MORE LIES FROM THE GREAT WHORE OF BABYLON
Alfred E. Obama's threat to take away old peoples' social security should be considered TREASON.
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Sunday, July 10, 2011
HA
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a
'post turtle'." Not being familiar with the term, the
doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old
rancher said, "When you're driving down a country
road and you come across a fence post with a
turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'."
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's
face, so he continued to explain. "You know he
didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up
there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up
there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass
put him up there!"
Tuesday, July 05, 2011
JUSTICE SERVED
I STAND BY MY BLOG OF LAST WEEK:
Thursday, June 30, 2011
NOT GUILTY, but not innocent either.
I have no doubt that Casey Anthony had something to do with the death and/or coverup of the death coverup of her daughter. But I don't think the Prosecution has proved she did murder.