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It is 22.7 degrees, snow on ground at &:10 a.m. at the Outpost. The natives are getting restless. Patrick and Junior are undercover in his room.
MEDIA: Len Goodman and the Carrieanne(sisc) Inaba ought to quit Dancing With The Stars--start over with the judges, get some good ones. The creepy little Italian guy can stay. We may be switching our vote. As much as we like Brookie Burkie, her chicken legs are getting a little hard to look at. Even tho he's any Asshole form Dah U, we may start rootin for the big football player...
More later.
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria..
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, ...........Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service .
GO GATORS! BEAT CADETS!!
posted by Trader Rick @ 7:10 AM
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