GATORS SMASH 'DORES!!
halftime at vandy game--all those empty seats aren't vandy "fans" going to get hot dogs--they're outa here!
It is 6:35 a.m. and 40 degrees out and blowing rain. Patrick and Junior are in his room sleeping.
1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.(TESTING)
1A) Have fun but be honorable, respect women, only a real man can achieve this.
2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control
3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her it’s a 6 day waiting period.
4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home.
(The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friend’s home)
5. Short shorts have been banned… Unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar.
6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.
7. If a girl and a guy are not officially dating then it can't be considered cheating. However...if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in then he is either... A) Drunk or B) Dumbass. This then gives the original girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you.
8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler...this is the only law that suffers the penalty of death.
9. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pack two in his pockets and one in his car as a spare incase a friend is in desperate need.
10. CENSORED
More later.
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DATE | OPPONENT | SEC | SITE | TIME | GVO | TV | RADIO | RESULT | |
Mon Nov 3 | Warner Boxscore | Gainesville, FL | 7:00PM(ET) | GVO | W(108-49) | ||||
Thu Nov 6 | Rollins College Boxscore | Gainesville, FL | 7:00PM(ET) | GVO | W(82-53) | ||||
Fri Nov 14 | Toledo Boxscore | Gainesville, FL | 6:00PM(ET) | | ESPNU | GRN/WEB | W(80-58) | ||
Sun Nov 16 | Bradley | Gainesville, FL | 2:15PM(ET) | | ESPNU | -- |
GO GATORS BEAT CHICKENS!
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