STOCK UP ON TOILET PAPER--"THAT ONE" IS GOING TO BE YOUR DICTATOR
On Coast to Coast this morning, George Noorey cut off this guy in the middle of one of the most riveting, most believable, emotion-charged revelations about a personal UFO sighting I've ever heard. This is not new to him--Sometimes I just don't get him...
Any day the Dow doesn't drop 500 points is a good day.
FROM THE INBOX:
>> BEST POEM IN THE WORLD
>>
>> I was shocked, confused, bewildered
>> As I entered Heaven's door,
>> Not by the beauty of it all,
>> Nor the lights or its decor.
>>
>> But it was the folks in Heaven
>> Who made me sputter and gasp--
>> The thieves, the liars, the sinners,
>> The alcoholics and the trash.
>>
>> There stood the kid from seventh grade
>> ; Who swiped my lunch money twice.
>>
>> Next to him was my old neighbor
>> Who never said anything nice.
>>
>> Herb, who I always thought
>> Was rotting away in hell,
>> Was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
>> Looking incredibly well.
>>
>> I nudged Jesus, 'What's the deal?
>> I would love to hear Your take.
>>
>> How'd all these sinners get up here?
>> God must've made a mistake.
>>
>> 'And why's everyone so quiet,
>> So somber - give me a clue.
>>
>> 'Hush, child, ' He said, 'they're all in shock.
>>
>> No one thought they'd be seeing you.
>>
>> ;
>> JUDGE NOT!!!
>>
>>
>> Remember...Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian
>> no more than standing in your garage makes you a car
Obama and Osama have one thing in common. They both know someone who bombed the Pentagon -- Rush Limbaugh.
1 Comments:
good morning...i heard that joke on rush too. it cracked me up. it is sad that it is true and that one of them may soon be our next president.
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