CHRISTIAN ONE-LINERS

OK, she's not a Sarah, but this is one of the nicest shots I've seen of her. I want a ninth season!!

It is 6:22 a.m. and 59 degrees out. Patrick and Junior are asleep somewhere.

More later.

FROM THE INBOX:

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Don't let your worries get the

best of you; remember,

Moses started

out as a basket case.

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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited

until you try to sit in their pews.

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Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.

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It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

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The good Lord didn't create anything

without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

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When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.

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People are funny; they want the

front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation

bangs on your front door forever.

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Quit griping about your

church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

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If the church wants a

better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

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God Himself does not propose

to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?

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Some minds are like concrete

thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

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Peace starts with a smile.

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I don't know why some people

change churches; what difference does

it make which one you stay home from?!

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A lot of church members who

are singing 'Standing on the Promises'

are just sitting on the premises.

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We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

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Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.

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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

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Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

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Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

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Forbidden fruits create many jams.

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God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

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God grades on the cross, not the curve.

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God loves everyone, but probably prefers

'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts!'

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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage .

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He who angers you, controls you!

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If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!

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Prayer:

Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

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The task ahead of us is never as

great as the Power behind us.

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The Will of God never takes you to

where the Grace of God will not protect you.

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We don't change the word,

the word changes us.

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You can tell how big a person

is by what it takes to.........discourage him.

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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:

1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.

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If this e-mail blessed you in a profound

way today my Dear Friend,

May God and His Son

bless you from today on out!

I bet someone 'out there'

will LOVE this just as much as you did.

RANDOM THOUGHTS:

Why can't we have singers like Doris Day and Dinah Shore anymore?

That kid on Two and Half Men really got big over the summer...

The most beautifully designed car ever was the '57 Chevy.

The prettiest girl of the 20th Century was Natalie Wood.

Or maybe Connie Stevens...

The sexiest was and is Raquel Welch.

The Greatest Quarterback of all time may well turn out to be Payton Manning--he never beat the Gators in four tries.

Poor Phat Phill!!!

GO GATORS BEAT REBELS

GO SARAH

Skipper and Mary Anne '08!!!