THE WORM TURNS: CHELSEA HANDLER OUTS HERSELF AS AN ASSHOLE

It is 5:47 a.m. and 52 degrees. Patrick and Junior are asleep.

Here is another Sarah for our collection. This one is a a Continental Indian.

GEOCACHING: Junior and I are going to take a quick float down the Eel in the kayaks this morning to hide a few caches on the islands between Laketon and Bear Creek. Later we will conduct event tours for these and other river caches we may subsequently hide... At least that's our goal.

Here's a new log on a cache that Zuma requested to be archived for my statement to pray for our troops in harm's way:

September 16 by marknorrell (157 found)
Took nothing; left "BrattyBear 2005 Geocoin" which was retrieved from a cache in Asheville, North Carolina last week. Signed logbook.

Thanks zuma! for calling attention to the God proselytizing. We don't need superstition and religious fervor in this modern world.

Where do these people come from? Pray for his soul!!!

GATORS: We are looking for MOODY to get at least five touches against the Vols this weekend. Let's give the kid a chance. Why have him on scholarship and not use him????

ELEACTION: Saw more of Foxy Greta's afternoon with Todd, the First Dude of Alaska last might--he is a cool guy. Wonder why the vile denizens of the Far Left Swamp haven't attacked him for something or other? Going to leave "eleaction" up, since there is no red underline, it must be a word. Which is more than I can say for "hubris" which is not in my father's old dictionary, which I like to use, so I don't count it. Maybe it's a foreign word, Charlie??M

Geezer was eating dinner in a diner with the folks, while Lord Obama was in Beverly Hills eating 2800 dollar dinners with Barbra and Friends...

Thanks, Gen. David Patreus! Sorry the kook left and MSM gave you such a hard time ("Betrayus"). Including Mrs. Clinton, our resident Senate Hag, for calling you a Liar--No good turn goes unpunished...

UPDATE: Speaking of Bill's Bitch, she cancelled out on the Israeli's Anti Iran party today, when she heard Sarah was going to be there. This really pisses off the Jews...Hmmmm....

And speaking of Sarah, Chelsea Handler is now on our shit list, we will no longer watch her show. She usually keeps her dimocrat thoughts to herself, with only an occasional dis at Bush...but unfortunately she has apparently imploded at the thought of Sarah becoming popular, like the rest of her Hollywood cohorts--She laughed hysterically at the thought of McCain dying in office, as inferred by Matt Damon, then showed an extremely vile and disgusting skit in which her BFF'S Palin character played with dinosaur dolls and fondly licked a Moose head, and the Bristol character gave birth to a baby Moose--In all fairness, it was not funny at all, (Saturday night live has shown us you can diss someone and do it in good taste and have it light and funny) it was just mean spirited. Miss Handler should stick to comedy and forget the political diatribes. She is dead to us now. BTW, she is NOT Jewish as she claims to be. Her mother was a Mormon.

It is one thing to be against somebody because they are not qualified or cling to disproven marxist ideas or hang out with mad bombers or smoke cigarettes or are too short or whatever--but to try to destroy someone with the vile lies and character assassination and ridicule the way the Far Left is with Gov. Palin is unprecedented in American History.

These people, and unfortunately Chelsea Handler has joined them, are sub-human at best. and many of them are ruining their reputations forever, like Baba Wawa on the view and Joy Behar, oh Wait, she never had a rep for anything... except being a bloated boor...

TODAY'S QUOTE:

I WOULD RATHER BE RIGHT THAN PRESIDENT -- Henry Clay, speech, 1850

FROM THE INBOX:

Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known. Enjoy the following:

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.

8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.

9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.

12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral:
When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

ABOUT GROWING OLDER...

First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf

And finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.

So it goes...

GO GATORS, GO SARAH

WE SUPPORT GEEZER AND GIDGET '08!!!