Friday, September 12, 2008

RAINY FRIDAY

There are lots of Hot Sarah's...


Hey, it's 71 degrees out and raining and at 5:25 a.m. , Junior and Earthdog are asleep in his room.

Snoozed thru the Service Speeches by John and Barry on TV last night. (yawn)--The one nice thing was both senators calling for Columbia to allow recruiters/ROTC on campus--bet they didn't see that coming!! The pukes at Columbia allow dictators but not American Soldiers...

WE KNOW WHAT SIDE THEY ARE ON.



My freshman and sophmore years at the University of Florida were spent joyously marching about in an Air Force Uniform. In those days, Land Grant colleges were mandated to have compulsory ROTC for males for two years...



Soon after I left UF, maandatory ROTC was abolished by congress. So I was drafted. So Then they ended the draft and started a lottery. So it goes



This instant coffee sucks...

Hope I get to see Sarah's interview with Charlie...don't know anything about it as ABC is dead to me.


A word to the wise--Don't go cruising the ultra left wing democrat blogs--They are hate filled with their terror of Sarah Palin--The filthy words and names they call her will sicken you--their sheer terror comes thru as shrill idiocy and vile, vile putrid hatred of America-- it will make you sick at your stomach.--Don't go there, it is amazing, and might make your eyes bleed.




Hey the folks next to us to the East have a republican moderate congressman who loves America--His family has lived in the district since 1840--which makes them pioneers. He has been decrying the fact that his democrat opponent doesn't even live in the district, is an import from Indy. So this 27 year old jerk puts an ad on TV claiming to be "one of us" because he's from the "midwest" We don't need these carpetbagging liberal morons here in Northeast Indiana. Pht!!

Eel River is wet. Over.


for fun:



The Four Cats




Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.
The first man was an Engineer,
the second man was an Accountant,
the third man was a Chemist, and
the fourth man was a Government Employee.




To show off, the Engineer called his cat, 'T-square, do your stuff.'
T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.




Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.




But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,
'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.'

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.




Everyone agreed that was good.




But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, 'Measure, do your stuff.'




Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured
exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.




Everyone agreed that was pretty good.




Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, 'What can your cat do?'




The Government Employee called his cat and said, 'CoffeeBreak, do your stuff.'




CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet.......









ate the cookies........




drank the milk.......




sh*t on the paper.......





screwed the other three cats.......




claimed he injured his back while doing so.......

filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.......

put in for Workers Compensation...............and




went home for the rest of the day on sick leave............









AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE WANT'S TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!












GO GATORS GO SARAH GO BULLS!!!

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