THE VIEW VERSUS CHELSEA LATELY

It is 5:39 a.m. and 51 degrees out and Patrick and Junior fell asleep on the couch in front of the TV.

POLITICS: OK, so here's the deal: Some of you have asked why I railed against Chelsea Handler for dissing Sarah, but have not condemned The View for attacking John McCain.

I think it may be a matter of Style...

Look, here's a comparison:

Chelsea is an insult comedian--that's what she does. But she does it with a smile. She could still meet Lindsay Lohan at a party and a fight may not break out. But she broke her mold--she usually restrains herself and limits herself to maybe a one liner aimed at Bush once in a while. But Her attack on Sarah--it was mean, calculated, in bad taste (well that's not exactly new territory for Miss Handler) and not based in truth at all, and as we know, insult comedy must have a grain of truth to be funny.

All in all, Handler shows she was not ready for Prime Time and would not make it Live from New York on Saturday Night.

We could have forgiven her for all that and chalked it up to her handlers (NPI) failing to her enlighten her, for after all, she clearly has no sense of taste, but no, she sealed her fate with us when she laughed maniacally at the thought of John McCain dying in office. Sorry , dear, you revealed your ugly puss-filled, diseased insides to us, and now whenever we look at your buck toothed horse-faced sexiness, we just want to gag. How's that, bitch?

The View's attack on McCain was different. The ladies of the View are KNOWN for their snarky far left agenda and dissing anyone who shares the American Dream. We expect it of them, It's what they do. Did they even outdo themselves (In the non-Rosie era) the other day? Perhaps. But was it unforgivable? No.

The current crop of left wing loonies on The View fall into three distinct types:

Whoopie, a Negro Actress, falls into the part of smart person who got brainwashed by the Far Left--She actually believes the tripe she spouts. She is capable of some twisted logic, such as feebly attempting to link Strict Constitutionalists with Slave Owners.

BaBA WaWa, on the other hand, is part of a dying breed: Scion of the old Jewish Entertainment Communists. She is smart, but Knows what she's doing and is a committed Leftist. She reins the show in to keep it from going over the edge(think Rosie) but the advent of Sarah even has HER off her game,in hatred for America.

Joy Behar is just a moron ex-Catholic sheeple who has memorized a few Commie talking points, so is not worth the effort at analyzing.

The other Negro actress, who I think is at least a Christian, I haven't listened to so much and I don't even know if she was there the other day.

And of course, our own dear Elizabeth, a Christian Survivor who married her college sweetheart (As Sarah married her high School Sweetheart)--Both of whom became Sports Champions. Elizabeth we admire for standing up to these loonies day after day for us...

Contrast Chelsea Handler, who posed in porn mags, masquerades as a Jew, and sleeps with her boss to get a leg up... (NPI)

So, in the grand scheme of things, if we're sitting at an outside table at a bar in Malibu, and any of these characters comes up and asks to sit with us, our response would be:

Sure Whoopie, have a seat--and talk about the Show Business.

Sure Barbara, have a seat --and grill her on how America's groundbreaking journalist turned into a hateful old hack.

No, Joy, get your fat Ass out of here, before I call security!

Sure Sherrie, have a seat,--and buy her a drink.

Sure Elizabeth, have a seat--and buy her a drink and gaze adoringly into those clear blue conservative eyes.

Chelsea Handler --completely ignore her, don't even look up.

SUCK IT, SISTAH!

ELECTORAL COLLEGE: REPS 265 DEMS 252 TIES 21

THE BLOG, THREE YEARS AGO TODAY:

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

SLEEPING DRAGON AWAKENS

It's 7:48 a.m. overcast and 67 degrees out. Patrick is sleeping on the couch downstairs with Junior.

America is on the decline. China will soon take over as the dominate force on this planet. The only hope for the white Race and the
American Way of Life is to explore outer space and find and found Earth2. Otherwise, extinction and Oblivion. So it goes. You heard it here, maybe not first, but here, so you know it to be so.

These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission--To boldly go where no man has gone before --to discover new life and new civilization --and to find the Planet of the Lonely Angelina Jolie Women. ;)

FROM THE BLOG, ONE YEAR AGO TODAY:

STUPID ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK, EMBARRASSING HIMSELF AWARD:

“I strongly disagree with [Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s conservative] views. I think she’s dangerous and offensive. I will not be on the same stage as her.” —singer Barry Manilow, refusing to be on “The View”

Good for you, shithead. Barely Manley. What a tool!

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GO GATORS, GO SARAH

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