BLIND MAN IN A BIKER BAR

It is 5:37 a.m. and Patrick got up and went back to bed with Junior.It is 0.0 degrees out and guess what?

RESERVE A TABLE FOR FOUR AT THE GEOCACHING CAFE!!!

(Hopefully by the time we get going it will be at least five).

OK, so the government's gonna doll out a big check to EVERYBODY except the p0or illegal mexicans. Hey, where's all these dollars coming from? We printing it? or borrowing it from the ChiComs????

From the Inbox this morning:

BLIND MAN IN A BIKER BAR

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the server, "Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you're blind -- that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blond girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blond woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,and mutters,

"No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

GO GATORS!!