ARE YOU A DEMOCRAT, REPUBLICAN, OR SOUTHERNER?

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

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> Here is a little test that will help you decide.
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> The answer can be found by posing the following question:
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> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small > children.
> Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the > corner, locks eyes with you,
> screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at > you.
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> You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert > shot.
> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
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> What do you do?
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> Democrat's Answer :
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> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
> Does the man look poor or oppressed?
> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
> Could we run away?
> What does my wife think?
> What about the kids?
> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
> the knife out of his hand?
> What does the law say about this situation?
> Does the pistol have an appropriate safety built into it?
> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
> of message does this send to society and to my children?
> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
> content just to wound me?
> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
> family get away while he was stabbing me?
> Should I call 9-1-1 ?
> Why is this street so deserted?
> We need to raise taxes, have to paint and
> make this happier, healthier street that would
> discourage such behavior.
> This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for > few days and try to come to a consensus.
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> Republican's Answer:
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> BANG!
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> Southerner's Answer:
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> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! > BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BA NG! BANG! > BANG! Click
> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips > or Hollow Points?"
> Son: "Can I shoot the next one?"
> Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!