SPOCK TURNS AND GLARES AT SCOTTIE: "FACINATING!"

It is 6:32 a.m. and 12.3 degrees out. Patrick got up and promptly crawaled into bed with Trader, Jr.

BYE, BYE FRED--WHAT A FRICKIN' DISAPPOINTMENT YOU TURNED OUT TO BE!!!

Ah, so deicious. Kentucky Wildcats (Who Gators beat in overtime and are enduring a losing season) dismantled #5 Tennessee last night, a delight to watch!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That puts Gators Tied with them at top of SEC East... Did I laugh yet? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

From Cathy via IN BOX:

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN....

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the

word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's

farm and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word

'fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, ' My family went to the aquarium and

we were fascinated.

The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you

to use the word 'fascinate' not fascinated.'

Just then Little Johnny raised his hand.

The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was No way he could damage the word 'fascinate',

so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her

tits are So BIG she can only " fasten eight " '

The teacher sat down and cried.

GO GATORS!!!