COLLEGE GAMEDAY

It is 6:17 a.m. and 31.1 degrees outside. Patrick got up and went downstairs to sleep with Junior.

Darren McFadden, with a terrific effort last night in beating No. 1 LSU by two points in 3-OT has probably vaulted himself into the number one slot in the Heisman voting, unfortunately. The voters are looking for ANY excuse not to give it to Tebow. They found it last night. Kansas-Missouri still remains. Tebow needs a stellar performance tonite against FSU... FROM THE INBOX:

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado....
And off they whirled to the land of OZ.

They finally made it to the Emerald City ...

...and went to find the Great Wizard

'What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?'

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:

'I've come for some courage.'


'No Problem!' said the Wizard, 'Who's next?'


Richard Nixon stepped forward, and said:


'Well, I think I need a heart.'
'Done! Says the Wizard '

'Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?'

Up stepped Bush and said,


'The American people say that I need a brain.'

'No problem! Said the Wizard.
Consider it done.'

Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, t he Wizard finally asks,

'Well, what do YOU want?'

IS DOROTHY HERE?

GO GATORS BEAT FSU