WHAT ME WORRY?

CASH FOR HIDES

SNOBALL, THE GARAGE KITTY

TRADER RICK

It is 6:05 a.m. and 70.7 degrees out. It got up to almost 90 degrees yesterday. Patrick is asleep on his afghan at my feet. Nice doggy.

Re the colored runner's pleading guilty to lying about using steroids:

WHY ON EARTH IS IT AGAINST THE LAW TO LIE TO FEDERAL OFFICIALS??????

And while we're on the subject, how come the Africans never domesticated the Zebras and became cowboys?

FROM THE PATRIOT POST:

“All Democrats in the military are not phony soldiers, but all phony soldiers seem to be Democrats... In addition to famous fake soldiers promoted by the anti-war crowd, like Jesse MacBeth and ‘Winter Soldier’ Al Hubbard, even liberals with actual military experience are constantly being caught in the middle of some liberal hoax... John Kerry claimed to be a valiant, Purple Heart-deserving Vietnam veteran, who spent Christmas 1968 in Cambodia—until he ran for President and more than 280 Swift Boat Veterans called him a liar. We’ve been waiting more than 20 months for Kerry to make good on his ‘Meet the Press’ pledge to sign form 180, which would allow the military to release his records.” —Ann Coulter

GO GATORS! GET OUT OF TOWN ALIVE!!