MINUS 16 -THAT'S BELOW ZERO!

AT AN IRISH PUB IN SOUTH BEACH NIGHT BEFORE THE GAME...

NICE HEADGEAR,TAILGATING BEFORE THE GAME...

KICKING ASS AT THE GAME

MORE TAILGATING FUN...

CELEBRATING WITH OTHER GATORS AT SLOPPY JOES BAR, KEY WEST...

IT IS 7:24 A.M. and -16.1 degrees F., Wind Chill is MINUS THIRTY THREE DEGREES F. In Key West, 90 miles from Cuber, it is at this very moment 64 degrees. That is--

EIGHTY (80) DEGREES WARMER THAN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Junior is in the Fort with friends, Patrick is curled up at my feet in front of the space heater.

More photos of our trip to the game...

PRAISE THE GOOD LORD WE HAVE SHELTER.

PERCY HARVIN LEAVING FOR PROS--SPIKES STAYING!!

Perspectives on Life

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

NICKNAMES

• If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
• If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
  

EATING OUT

• When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
• When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
  

MONEY

• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
• A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
  

BATHROOMS

• A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
• The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
  

ARGUMENTS

• A woman has the last word in any argument.
• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
  

FUTURE

• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
  

SUCCESS

• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
  

MARRIAGE

• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
• A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
  

DRESSING UP

• A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
• A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
  

NATURAL

• Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
• Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
  

OFFSPRING

• Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
• A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
  

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's just no use in two people remembering the same thing!

GO GATORS!