DON'T MESS WITH THE OLD FARTS

It is 9:25 a.m. and 27.1 degrees. Patrick and Junior are in bed.

LOST is taking a querky turn, even for it: Sahid a hit man for Ben????

Lots of fun watching Hillary squirm.

And oh, by the way, Karma will get you.

FROM THE INBOX:

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his
chicken coop.
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart,
time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle
ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me.
Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up
and I am taking over." The old rooster says,
"I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets
the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs.
"You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds
later the young rooster takes off running after him.
They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the
young rooster has closed the gap.
He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and
gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot
on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by.
The Old Rooster is squalking and running as hard as he can.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and - BOOM -
he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head
and says, "Dammit.....third gay rooster I bought this month."

Moral ...

Don't mess with the OLD FARTS -
age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery
always overcome youth and arrogance!

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GO GATORS, PLEASE FIND A WAY TO WIN...