It is 70.0 degrees out at 7:03 a.m. and Patrick is asleep on his afghan at my feet.Our favorite Roosian-American tennis star, Maria Sharapova, won her opening round match at the US Open with STYLE! She was brilliant in a seamless hot red dress that looked like an evening dress cut down. Bejewled with hundreds of sequins (or diamonds?) on the bodice. Hot Damn. She totally creamed Italy's Roberta Vinci 6-0, 6-1 in less than an hour. Maria took it to 5-0 in the second set before losing a game. After the match, she donned a shear black see thru Jacket to complete the illusion of a night on the town. What Flair!!! After her usual kisses blown to the crowd, she autographed three tennis balls and hit them into the gallery. She could autograph my ball anytime! (Oops, our PG 13 rating may have just elevated to R). We really like this girl! (What, you think we watch Tennis and Pro Beach Volleyball because we're SPORTS fans? We're just waiting for Girls' Football. But here's the real deal: ROBERTA VINCI WAS TEN TIMES HOTTER THAN MARIA LAST NIGHT, DRESSED IN ALL BLACK!!! (These photos don't do these women justice...)
GO GATORS, BEAT TOPPERS!!!
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