STILL COLD

Ohio Venison on the hoof

It is 8:58 a.m. , minus 4 degrees and Phase of the Moon is waning gibbous with 82% of the Moon's visible disk illuminated and Patrick is standing in my lap with his front paws on the desk and looking out the window, his keen JRT eyes searching for bunnies and kitties.

Speaking of JRT's, we started watching an Ashton Kutcher time travel movie yesterday. He's already gone back in time to save his girlfriend from suicide, I hope his little JRT gets saved too. The mean kid put it in a gunny sack, poured gas on it and torched it before the other kid's eyes, and they couldn't help because he had already clubbed them half senseless. The one kid who was still on his feet was desperately trying to untie the sack, but the mean kid threatened to slit the the kid's mother's throat in her sleep (he had already gotten away with murdering a mom and her infant)--sounds pretty sick, huh? I'll let you know how it turns out... Gosh with putting it in print, it sounds like a pretty sick film, it's not really, but well, we'll see.

OK, to lighten up the mood, here's a joke.

OK, I can't remember it.

Let's do an open-the-Bible-to-any-page sear ch for a daily quote:

He said to them, "But now if you have a purse, take it and also a bag; and if y ou don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one." --Luke 22:36

The words of our Lord, Jesus Christ.

I have my British Enfield .303, loaded with armor piercing shells, and bayonet fixed.

I wish someone could tell me how to use spellcheck on old blogger. Whenever I click on the icon, NOTHING happens.