After FSU coach Bobby Bowden passes away and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows him a little 2-bedroom house with a faded FSU banner hanging from the front porch. "This is your home, Coach. Most people don't get their own house up here," God explains.
Coach Bowden looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on the top of the hill. It's a huge 2-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all of the windows. Gator flags line both sides of the sidewalk with a huge Gator banner hanging between the marble columns. "Thanks for the home, God, but let me ask you a question. Why do I get a little 2 bedroom house with a faded FSU banner, and Urban Meyer gets a mansion with new Gator banners and flags flying all over the place? Why is that?"
God looks at him seriously for a moment and then replies, "That's not Urban Meyer's house. That's mine."
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