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Old bush got an Aircraft Carrier named after him (Was it for Father's day?). He was a Navl Aviator during DUBDUB TWO. It's good to know people in high places. But I think the old man got a little skeered when that champagne bottle burst...Anyway this Nuclear behemoth is a city block long...the USS Old Bush I.Thanks to Junior for emailing me this...

This time it only took 34 seconds to get here...It's all in the wrist I think.

Random Thoughts:

At President Bush's press conference yesterday, I noticed that a great number of the questions took the following format:

"Mr. President, 112% of the American People think you are a flaming asshole, and rightly so. What steps are you going to take to try to be less of an asshole in the future?"

The silly bitch that was interviewing Mel Gibson on a morning show made a telling Freudian Slip--she said "more of the debate" tommorrow... (What did I tell you?)

Gidget grew up to be a flying nun, then became Smokey and the Bandit's hot girlfriend. Later on she was Forrest Gump's mom. Now she's hawking script meds on TV. She mentioned (memorized from the script--no pun intended) that she reccomended some to her elderly "Girlfriend."

Women call their friends "Girlfriend" and dance with them in clubs. Guys don't call their buddies "Boyfriend" or dance with them. And herein lies the essence of the difference between Men and Women. Nothing judgemental here, just saying.

By the way, if you take her pill, you won't break your leg for a month. I bet Skiers are jumping at this stuff...