WHAT'S BEHIND CURTAIN NUMBER TWO? DEATH AND DESTRUCTION.

It's 7:04 a.m and Patrick and Junior are playing video games downstairs.

The Defense Minister of Lebanon says he may mobilize the Lebanaese Army to defend the southern border.

Boy, is that the wrong curtain to choose!! Is he insane? Or does he just WANT his army annialated?

What he should be doing is mobilizing his army TO ROOT OUT AND KILL HEZBALLAH TERRORIST FIGHTERS.

We all make decisions whose consequences we have to live with. This guy is dooming his whole country to ruin.

Let's get our citizens out of Lebanon, stat, and get our Marines the hell out of there. Let Isreal annialate these assholes.

If you harbor terrorists, you are on their side, not ours. Ever heard of Iraq, Mr. Defense Minister?

Don't "practice restraint," Isreal, as some have counseled. Kill the infidels!

Matt "I'm an idiot" Lauer is interviewing (debating) Tony Snow on the Today show. It's pathetic--like a retarded gnat trying to fight a Rhodes scholar Tiger.

The MSM is NOT on our side--they are traitors. It's not just that they are against hurting terrorists, it seems like they WANT the terrorists to win. They're sick. I'm sick of them. Ad I still want the head of the News York Times on a platter, for aiding and abetting the enemy.

No logic here today, just righteous indignation.

Did you know that unassisted triple plays are more rare than perfect games?

Did you know that only nine cachers have two unassisted double plays for their career? Yes, Yogi Berra is one of them. Now you know.

Oh, I almost forgot the BIG NEWS:

I AM FOUR DEGREES FROM REBECCA GAYHEART!!!!

I just found out that a friend of mines's wife went to school with some first cousins of "Becky" as they call her. Well I've shaken his hand, and presumabaly he's touched his wife, and she must have at one time or other brushed up against one of these first cousins who had hugged Becky--So I am PHYSICALLY four degrees from Becky--- I wonder if I KISSED my friend...

Uploaded pic of Becky, but blogger , as usual, no go!