500 CACHES

IT'S 7:47 A.M. AND RAINING OUTSIDE. JUNIOR IS ASLEEP DOWNSTAIRS AND Patrick IS ASLEEP UP HERE WITH ME.

The 500th Indiana Spirit Quest geocache is about to be published. That's quite a milestone. One I never dreamed of when I started the series two-and-a-half years ago.

Angelina and her wife Brad sold the photos of their baby Shiloh for FOURMILLION BUCKS!! (TO CHARITY). tHAT'S SURREAL ooops! People Magazine won the bidding war.

I'm going to attempt to upload the photo for the fourth time.

This keyboard sucks.

I RESIZED IT AND IT WORKED. iT WAS NOT BIGGER THAN OTHERS I'VE UPLOADED HERE.

This is so brilliant I just had to copy and paste it here. This is from Gator Country's "We are the Boys" blog:

Tennessee backup QB Jim Bob Cooter was arrested early Saturday for DUI.

Why this makes me happy:

1. It reminds us all that the Tennessee roster includes a guy named Jim Bob Cooter.
2. The image of a racoon-skin cap-wearing Vol driving around Knoxville with an open bottle of moonshine.
3. Phil Fulmer again demonstrates his iron-fisted approach to discipline.

Cooter — yes, his name is actually Cooter — has been suspended indefinitely from the team.