MORE DAMNED FOOLS

It's 7:38 a.m., 38 degrees out and clear. Patrick's still in bed.

Yesterday, Patrick and I visited a Hoosier Pioneer Cemetery. In the last two years we have visited over two hundred of these small rural graveyards in conjunction with our founding of the Indiana Spirit Quest series of Geocaches, which now number over 400, hidden by 20 caching teams and found by over 800 cachers claiming 9,400 smilies.

This particular cemetery, located on a state highway across the street from a huge grain elevator on the outskirts of a small town has existed here since the 1840's. It has one of the largest concentrations of 19th century tombstones I've ever seen.

Right next door to it is a sewage treatment plant! Now I'm sure, there must have been compelling reasons for this location, but on hindsight, look: It's just plain WRONG! Whoever, OK'd the building of a sewage treatment plant right next to a cemetery was an idiot! The people responsible for this travesty should have their thumbs publicly removed! This is not a spur of the moment, passionate statement. We have given this a lot of thought. What were they thinking? Greed, probably. They will definately rot in hell for this, I'm sure. Not as deep a level as reserved for Traitors like Sen. John F. Kerry, but certainly a fairly hot spot.

It's really getting rough living in a world surrounded by such sheer stupidity. Anyone who would vote for a democrat during these trying times, for any office, for example, has to be either severly mentally derainaged, or incredibly evil. I'm sorry to put it that way, folks, but somebody has to, for that's the way it is for those of us who see clearly and are not blinded by the haze of the MSM, or the brainwashing of our communist education system. If there are aliens in a mother ship watching us, they are probably laughing their heads off, for surely this destination must be like the Planet of the Three Stooges to them. An intergalactic Tour Package guaranteed to keep you in stiches for hours on end!

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