ROLL GATORS ROLL!

This is the defining moment of the Gators '08, so far. Brandon Spikes is pulled off Georgia's Knowshon Moreno by his team mates after lingering long enough to tell him "Not today, Knowshon. Not today", as the Gators give the Bulldogs their Meyer-promised "Big Deal" (49-10) to avenge the Poor Sportsmanship of Mark Richt in last year's game

ROWDY ELVES...

It is 7:20 a.m. and 35.2 degrees with the wind at 10 mph out of the Southwest. Grumpy growly got up, went out, and went back to bed with the only sleeping human in the house, Junior.

FROM THE PATRIOT POST:

Don't forget what he said then: "What exactly is this foreign policy expertise? Was she negotiating treaties? Was she handling crises? The answer is no. ... It's what's wrong with politics today. Hillary Clinton will say anything to get elected. ... She'll say anything and change nothing. ... The question is, what kind of judgment will you exercise when you pick up that phone ... In fact, we've had a red-phone moment. It was the decision to invade Iraq. Sen. Clinton gave the wrong answer." --Barack Obama during the campaign on his pick for secretary of state, Hillary Clinton

MEDIA: Gatorade responds to ABC's ridiculous buy in to an FSU April Fools joke that has been cruising around the web:

OFFICIAL RESPONSE FROM GATORADE:
As you may know, there's been a number of rumors like this at a variety of institutions. The fact remains, however, that Gatorade was invented by a team of scientists -- Dr. Robert Cade, Dr. Dana Shires, Dr. H. James Free and Dr. Alejandro de Quesada -- at the University of Florida. Beginning in 1965, they studied UF football players to see why the athletes were being negatively affected by the heat and humidity. The researchers then took their findings into the lab, and scientifically formulated a new, precisely balanced carbohydrate-electrolyte beverage that would adequately replace the key components lost by Gator players through sweating and exercise. They called their concoction ‘Gatorade.'

Jennifer
Gatorade Consumer Relations

GATORS:

"... this is my life. Without this, I don't know where I would be. Football has been everything. It was my way out; it was my way here, this is what I do. I wake up in the morning and I breathe, and this is the first thing on my mind."--- Brandon Spikes, whose brother is serving a life sentence in prison.

This is what I do.

GO GATORS, BEAT NICK SABEN!

48 DAYS UNTIL AMERIKA BECOMES AN ISLAMIC FEUDAL COLONY UNDER LORD HUSSEIN.