#1698

SUGAR, SUGAR!

GO FOR IT!!

NICE LOOKIN DOGGY

It is 6:50 a.m. and 24.3 degrees out with about three inches of snow on the ground. Patrick got up with me and made a beeline for Junior's bed.

MEDIA: OK, so we know Corinne (The Honors Student) Gator is the hottest Survivor babe, ever. But we also know from her own sweet lips that she is a pretty heartless and cold bitch (no act). So, we've been thinking maybe Shuga is the babe to root for. She is not as dumb as she appears. But now we're getting reports from other players that she is a snake and not so nice, so what are we to believe? They're saying she got a very, very favorable edit in the show...Oh, the humanity!

GATORS: If the Gators beat #1 Alabama Saturday, and don't get into the title game, it will rock the BCS world, and college football will have another way to pick a champion next time around. And if the Gators win their bowl game, I hope AP votes them #1, and the coaches, too.

FANTASY WORLD: What the hell is Kenyan-born Lord Obama doing? Nominating Sen. Shrillary Clinton for Sect'y of State? Is that a joke? If this is real, and it appears to be, she will be the most unqualified nominee for this post since Millard Crandall...Keep your friends close and your enemies closer?

The clintons must believe this upgrades her resume, and if Obama tanks, badly, she resigns and runs against him for the party's nomination in 2012....

FROM THE INBOX: Probably not true, but interesting nonetheless...

Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar .One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off. Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet (Northrop Grumman aircraft) which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location. Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the USMC Base Commander. The reply came back in true USMC style: ~ ~ ~ Thank you for your letter. We can now complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down. Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment location. Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position. The pilot also suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech. Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster. Thank you for your concern. Semper Fi OOOORAH

GO GATORS!

BEAT THE TIDE!!

GO SUGAR!!