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It is 6:16 a.m. and 56 degrees outside. Patrick and Junior are downstairs, Boarder is in Room #4 (Day 142).

Off to another show today.

More later.

The Salesman's Robot

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of
unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up
trying to get him to change. One day John came home with
another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that
John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their
11-year-old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over
two hours late.

"Where have you been? Why are you over two hours late
getting home?" asked John.

"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra
credit project," said Tommy. The robot then walked around
the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of
his chair.

"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector. Now tell us
where you really were after school."

"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie," said Tommy.

"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.

"The Ten Commandments," answered Tommy. The robot went
around to Tommy and slapped him again, knocking him off his
chair once more. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up from
the floor, sat down, and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really
watched an R-rated movie."

"I am ashamed of you, son," said John. "When I was your age,
I never lied to my parents." The robot then walked around to
John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of
his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears, and said,
"Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad
with Tommy. After all, he is your son!"

With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and
knocked her out of her chair.

FROM NEWSMAX (More Assholes to deal with):

Pro-Obama Group Threatens Republican Donors

Friday, August 8, 2008 11:08 AM By: Jim Meyers

A new left-wing organization that wants to help elect Barack Obama president is sending letters to nearly 10,000 major donors who contribute to Republican causes, threatening them with potential legal problems if they finance conservative groups. The nonprofit organization, Accountable America, is even offering a $100,000 reward for information that leads to the criminal conviction or fines of at least $10,000 for violations of campaign finance laws or other statutes by a conservative group, according to The New York Times. Accountable America is led by Tom Matzzie, former Washington director of the liberal activist group MoveOn.org, and its research director is Judd Legum, who served that role in Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign. Matzzie called the organization’s effort “going for the jugular.” He told The Times, "We want to stop the Swift Boating before it gets off the ground.” The warning letter being sent to potential donors “is intended as a first step, alerting donors who might be considering giving to right-wing groups to a variety of potential dangers, including legal trouble, public exposure and watchdog groups digging through their lives,” The Times reports. If a conservative group do run ads attacking Obama, Matzzie says his group plans to run ads countering it exposing the donors behind the anti-Obama message. Matzzie’s group has so far raised only $200,000, but he said he hopes to raise more than $500,000 by next week and $2 million overall. Republican strategist Chris LaCivita doubts the group will succeed in scaring off donors, saying “they’re not going to be intimidated by some pipsqueak on the kooky left.” Matzzie previously headed the Campaign to Defend America, which has run ads against Republican presidential candidate John McCain in Ohio and Pennsylvania.

FYI: "SWIFTBOATING" IS ALL ABOUT EXPOSING THE LIES OF TREASONOUS POLITICIANS SO ALL THE WORLD CAN SEE THEIR EVIL. IT UTILIZES EVIDENCE AND TESTIMONY TO HIGHLIGHT THE 'TRUTH' (SOMETHING THE LEFTIES HAVE A HARD TIME HANDLING). The term was made famous by the Swiftboat Veterans/POW's for Truth when they reacted to Sen John Kerry, D-Hanoi and his lies about his service in the Navy in Camodia WHEN HE WAS RUNNING FORPOTUS.

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