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It is 7:20 am and 70 degrees and Junior and Patrick are asleep downstairs and it is Day 133 for the Boarder and cats...

STEMS AND SEEDS:

I think we are officially in a mini-drought here in the Valley. Grass is drying up and crunchy under foot. I am watering the Grapes and the Tomatoes and the Sycamore Sapling and the Rose of Sharons daily. At least we've suspended mowing. The last several thunderstorm fronts have yielded shady days, but no precipitation. But a 50% chance of rain tomorrow, so we'll see.

Junior and I ate Quiznos Subs in the Fort day before yesterday. Also made a trip to a used video outlet and got two Angelina movies I don't have in my collection. One, Gia, I've bee searching for a long time since it has a love scene between Angie and Elizabeth Whatsername from Lost, the Hottest Lost Fertility Doctor... Watched a new episode of DOG last night, love that guy. He busted a guy in McDonalds in the middle of his lunch, with force, then later stopped back at the same shop and bought him a big Mac and soda. I suspect his firing and subsequent re-hiring was all part of a plan to placate the Hollywood Thought Police... Obama's Arrogance knows no bounds--now even the MSM is talking about whether it exists or not... He better watch his step--if he gets on their bad side, they'll slice him up, smoke him and eat him with BBQ sauce and Watermelon slices... Oh no!!! The only thing that's got our BP high right now is waiting for Johnny Boy to pick his Veep. Sure hope he doesn't blow it. He needs to do EVERYTHING JUST RIGHT TO HANG ON TO HIS SLIM CHANCE OF WINNING. We think Mitt is the best choice, but whatever, I hope he listens to his advisers on this... Nasti Nanci will go down in history as an aberration as Speaker--talk about a disaster! It's foggy out now. Patrick had to spend a few hours naked yesterday while I washed and dried his collar.

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, 'I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.' The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy o ut there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running Boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?' 'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon.' 'Oh, OK!' said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for Blondie?' I LOVE THIS ONE.......... -She replied, 'I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!' FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!!!!!

GO GATORS!