Tuesday, July 29, 2008

DRINK BEER AND GET RICH!!


It is 6:42 a.m. and 64.3 degrees. Patrick and Junior are asleep downstairs and Boarder (+42) is in room.

Did McCain jump ahead of Osama Bin Obama, Jr. in the USA Today poll?

 Listen:



RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$36.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
You would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

hahahahahahahahahaha!!

FYI: PBR is now the largest American-owned brewer in the country... go gators!

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