OBAMA MOST QUALIFIED FOR PRESIDENT

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It is 5:58 a.m. e.s.t. and Patrick and Junior are asleep downstairs. Border and cats in Rm#4

Went to Warren Car Show yesterday. Car was not even looked at. About a hundred there, tho and some great ones. Should have asked for our money back...

We started a research project to complete the statement: "Obama is the least qualified presidential nominee of a major party since______" and quit after 80 years--answer is probably "since the beginning of recorded history."

DAYS ARE GETTING SHORTER NOW!

FROM THE INBOX:

This may
or may not be true, but it sure is funny.

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE

WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND

DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?'

He said 'NO' Then they said that all patrols were busy , and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed.

Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot
them.' Then he hung up.


Within five minutes six police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: ' I thought you said that you'd shot them!

'George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'


I LOVE IT





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