WANTED

Uh, oh! Crazy eyes...

Eat Lead, Asshole!

More teeth than the human species has...

It is 6:09 a.m. and Patrick is here, curled up on his afghan, with me as there is no one else available to sleep with. Junior is at a friend's and Boarder in her room, begins her fourth month, much to our chagrin.

Went to see Wanted, Angelina's (The sexiest woman in the world) new flick. Junior says it's a combo of Matrix and one of the Bourne movies. Angie fans won't put it at the top of their fav lists either as her bod is not showcased and indeed she is covered in tats and SKINNY. This is the type movie that would have to grow on you with repeated viewings, but why bother? Another supergirl notch in her belt, tho. She can mind-bend bullets like a boomerang. Some good effects, however.

Speaking of super hot steaming bods, saw a movie on cable with Jessica(Best Rear End in Hollywoodexcept for J-Lo) Biel where she plays the part of the girlfriend of a ball player on Cape Cod.

The brief bikini scene is enough to make you swell with pride at being an American. Her ass is alien in it's athletic perfection. So it goes.

While, we're at it, the most beautiful MYLF is the world, Christie Brinkley, is doing this big horrid skanky divorce thing on cable. She must start searching for her fifth husband--fifth?? Must be some kind of super-bitch, eh? Is she really over 50?

GO GATORS