WE JUST LOVE THAT BOY WITH NO SLAVE BLOOD

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and
into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out,
there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on,
man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and
continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and
wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut
eating Gestapo. He finished the second ticket and put it on the
windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on
for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that
he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, 'Obama in
'08.' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's

important to my health.