HIGH SPEED DOWN AGAIN, STILL

It is 7:18 a.m. and 63 degrees. Patrick and Junior and Boarder and cats are asleep.

I'm listening to network morning show, and they are all gah-gah about that Asian guy that was on Star Trek--I won't mention his name because he has been snotty to Shatner for so many years--he's on with his pal and they are discussing their marriage. GACK!!!

Went to CICO event yesterday, good hotdogs. There was a JRT puppy in attendance and the owners said they were inspired by Patrick!!! This little pup even had a brown spot just like Patrick... Will post pics as soon as possible...

More later when we return to the 21st century.

ain't this the truth

> A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When > asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful > tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had > been married. > She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, > loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet > needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. > Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, > the therapist got up, walke d around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a > daze. > The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'This is what your wife > needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?' > The husband thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off > here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.'

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