TWO DAYS TO GO!

ROWDY YATES AND CINDY

THIS IS THE KIND OF PRESIDENT WE NEED--SOME ONE WHO WILL THUMP THE CHEST OF BRUTAL MASS-MURDERER DICTATORS,EVEN IF THEY HAVE THEIR FINGERS ON THE BUTTON!! NIXON, REAGAN, MCCAIN!!

It is 5:34 a.m. and 67.2 degrees F. with 90 predicted. Junior and Patrick are downstairs playing computer games, Boarder and cats in their room.

CINDY MCCAIN IS SO HOT I CAN'T STAND IT! HER RESUME MAKES THAT PIG MICHELLE O'BAMA'S LOOK LAME!

NOTICE CLINT'S PINK McCAIN HAT IN THE PHOTO ABOVE?

FROM THE INBOX:

I   BOUGHT A BIRD FEEDER. I HUNG_
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>>  _IT   ON MY BACK PORCH AND FILLED_
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>>  _IT   WITH SEED. WHAT A BEAUTY OF_
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>>  _A   BIRD FEEDER IT IS, AS I FILLED IT_
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>>  _LOVINGLY   WITH SEED. WITHIN A_
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>>  _WEEK   WE HAD HUNDREDS OF BIRDS_
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>>  _TAKING   ADVANTAGE OF THE_
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>>  _CONTINUOUS   FLOW OF FREE AND_
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>>  _EASILY   ACCESSIBLE FOOD._
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>>  _ _
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>>  _BUT   THEN THE BIRDS STARTED_
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>>  _BUILDING   NESTS IN THE BOARDS_
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>>  _OF   THE PATIO, ABOVE THE TABLE,_
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>>  _AND   NEXT TO THE BARBECUE. _
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>>  _ _
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>>  _THEN   CAME THE POOP. IT WAS_
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>>  _EVERYWHERE:   ON THE PATIO TILE,_
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>>  _THE   CHAIRS, THE TABLE .._
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>>  _EVERYWHERE!   _
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>>  _ _
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>>  _THEN   SOME OF THE BIRDS_
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>>  _TURNED   MEAN. THEY WOULD_
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>>  _DIVE   BOMB ME AND TRY TO_
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>>  _PECK   ME EVEN THOUGH I HAD_
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>>  _FED   THEM OUT OF MY OWN_
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>>  _POCKET.._
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>>  _ _
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>>  _AND   OTHERS BIRDS WERE_
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>>  _BOISTEROUS   AND LOUD. THEY_
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>>  _SAT   ON THE FEEDER AND_
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>>  _SQUAWKED   AND SCREAMED AT_
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>>  _ALL   HOURS OF THE DAY AND NIGHT_
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>>  _AND   DEMANDED THAT I FILL IT_
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>>  _WHEN   IT GOT LOW ON FOOD._
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>>  _ _
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>>  _AFTER   A WHILE, I COULDN\'T EVEN_
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>>  _SIT   ON MY OWN BACK PORCH_
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>>  _ANYMORE.   SO I TOOK DOWN THE_
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>>  _BIRD   FEEDER AND IN THREE DAYS_
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>>  _THE   BIRDS WERE GONE. I CLEANED_
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>>  _UP   THEIR MESS AND TOOK DOWN_
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>>  _THE   MANY NESTS THEY HAD BUILT_
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>>  _ALL   OVER THE PATIO._
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>>  _ _
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>>  _SOON,   THE BACK YARD WAS LIKE_
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>>  _IT   USED TO BE .... QUIET, SERENE_
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>>  _AND   NO ONE DEMANDING THEIR_
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>>  _RIGHTS   TO A FREE MEAL. _
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>>  _ _
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>>  _NOW   LET\'S SEE._
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>>  _OUR   GOVERNMENT GIVES OUT_
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>>  _FREE   FOOD, SUBSIDIZED HOUSING,_
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>>  _FREE   MEDICAL CARE, AND FREE_
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>>  _EDUCATION   AND ALLOWS ANYONE_
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>>  _BORN   HERE TO BE AN AUTOMATIC_
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>>  _CITIZEN._
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>>  _ _
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>>  _THEN   THE ILLEGAL\'S CAME BY THE_
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>>  _TENS   OF THOUSANDS. SUDDENLY_
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>>  _OUR   TAXES WENT UP TO PAY FOR_
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>>  _FREE   SERVICES; SMALL APARTMENTS_
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>>  _ARE   HOUSING 5 FAMILIES; YOU_
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>>  _HAVE   TO WAIT 6 HOURS TO BE SEEN_
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>>  _BY   AN EMERGENCY ROOM DOCTOR;_
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>>  _YOUR   CHILD\'S 2ND GRADE CLASS IS_
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>>  _BEHIND   OTHER SCHOOLS BECAUSE_
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>>  _OVER   HALF THE CLASS DOESN\'T SPEAK_
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>>  _ENGLISH._
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>>  _ _
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>>  _CORN   FLAKES NOW COME IN A_
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>>  _BILINGUAL   BOX; I HAVE TO_
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>>  _"PRESS   ONE" TO HEAR MY BANK_
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>>  _TALK   TO ME IN ENGLISH, AND_
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>>  _PEOPLE   WAVING FLAGS OTHER_
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>>  _THAN   "OLD GLORY" ARE_
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>>  _SQUAWKING   AND SCREAMING_
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>>  _IN   THE STREETS, DEMANDING_
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>>  _MORE   RIGHTS AND FREE LIBERTIES._
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>>  _ _
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>>  _JUST   MY OPINION, BUT MAYBE_
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>>  _IT\'S   TIME FOR THE GOVERNMENT_
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>>  _TO   TAKE DOWN THE BIRD FEEDER._
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>>  _IF   YOU AGREE, PASS IT ON; IF NOT,_
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>>  _CONTINUE   CLEANING UP THE POOP!_

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