Lead Dog and Star of Team Tigger International at All Hallows EventBIPPUS AREA GEOCACHERS EXECUTIVE BOARD AT ALL-HALLOWS EVENT IN HUNTINGTON YESTERDAY
It is 7:34 a.m. and 36.1 degrees out. Patrick got up and went downstairs to sleep with Junior and whoever else is down there. Well, the Gators Season is over, no thanks to our favorite minus-two-yards-a-carry runner Keshaun (or whatever) Moore's stupid play. No SEC game, no national championship. Time to move on. It's ok. Rest of the games on schedule mean nothing, just play for fun and pride, no pressure. WE HOPE URBAN MEYER PLAYS CAM NEWTON TO GET HIM EXPERIENCE FOR NEXT YEARS CHAMPIONSHIP RUN. Tim Tebow is still the best college football player in the country. Had he been at 100% and allowed to run in the first half, the Gators would have left Jax with a victory. At the risk of sounding like sour grapes: MARK REICHT'S SENDING HIS WHOLE BENCH OUT TO CELEBRATE IN THE END-ZONE AFTER THEIR FIRST TOUCHDOWN WAS THE WORST DISPLAY OF UNSPORTSMAN-LIKE CONDUCT BY A COLLEGE FOOTBALL COACH WE HAVE EVER SEEN, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF WOODY HAYES SLUGGING A PLAYER. HE DID NOT DENY IT WAS PLANNED WHEN CONFRONTED BY SIDELINE MEDIA. HE ADMITTED TO TELLING THE TEAM TO COMMIT THIS DANGEROUS PENALTY BEFORE THE GAME. THE NCAA SHOULD SEVERELY SANCTION THE COACH AND THE SCHOOL FOR THIS. AND I DON'T MEAN A PALTRY FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLAR FINE WHICH MEANS SQUAT TO A BIG PROGRAM OR A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE COACH. WE DON'T THINK REICHT SHOULD BE FIRED OR THE GAME FORFEIT. BUT WE DO THINK THE NCAA SHOULD SEND A MESSAGE WITH A BAN ON A BOWL, OR TAKING OF SCHOLARSHIPS, BECAUSE BIG TIME PROGRAMS JUST BRAG ABOUT THEIR FINES FOR EXCESSIVE CELEBRATION OR RUSHING THE FIELD. MARK REICHT'S UNPRECEDENTED PREMEDITATED PUTTING OF TWO FOOTBALL TEAMS IN HARM'S WAY MUST NOT GO UNPUNISHED. WE'RE SURE NOBODY, ESPECIALLY THE MEDIA,WILL AGREE WITH US ON THIS, BUT OUR MORAL COMPASS IS TRUE HERE IN FLY-OVER LAND AND WE CAN SEE CLEARLY, EVEN IF OTHERS CAN'T. IN OUR EYES, THIS COACH HAS DEGRADED HIMSELF AND HIS TEAM TO THE DEPTHS OF IRRELEVANCY WITH HIS INCREDIBLY STUPID ACT.
SHAME, SHAME!!
On a related note:
Journalism 101
Sideline Reporter to Steve Spurrier: "What happened with those two interceptions, Coach?"
Spurrier: "Ah, he threw it to the wrong guy." GO GATORS GO BULLS
Labels: cheaters, shitheads
2 Comments:
Spurrier: "Ah, he threw it to the wrong guy."
You made me spit Diet Mountain Dew all over my keyboard.
Must have been an amature reporter.
By the way, Fred is now included.
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