HIGH DEFINITION!

Junior and a small dog, geocaching

It is 5:51 a.m. and 69.8 degrees F. outside and breezy. Earthdog Patrick is downstairs sleeping with Junior.

From the Inbox, courtesy of Chris:

Be a good AMERICAN --weed out terrorists!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 4 PM, Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America!

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.

Apparently EVERY ONE of the Republican candidates for President SUPPORTS the concept of making ENGLISH the official language of the USA.

And EVERY ONE of the dimocrats OPPOSE it.

What could be a more clear example of the difference in the parties. Trader Rick is a proud American. I know where my compratriots are at, and where my enemies are at.

gogators, hang in there, Billy!