Earthdog Patrick at one of the sites of his latest unpublished cache series "Bushwacking with Patrick"...It is 6:00 am edt and twilighty out at 68.0 degrees. Mr. Grumpy is still in bed. We've had some sticks that were given to us by our Church's lay leader, and they've been stuck in buckets full of wet sand all winter. Well, the sticks sprouted leaves this spring and yesterday I transplanted some of them out back. So if they live, May 30, 2007 will be the birthdate of Rock Springs Vineyards & Winery. Rock springs, because the crossroad to our place is "Rock Springs Pike" (Old name, before county numbered the roads). All the other roads around here, like Gene Stratton Porter Road, since she was born a few miles from here, are called roads. We are the only "Pike". So I don't know what it's all about except that we are probably one of the earlier roads in Wabash County. Haven't located ANY thing about a "Rock Springs" tho... So, OK dogs, sup? Let's take a look in the Inbox: Subject: Public Service AnnouncementIn a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service
Makes sense to us. Thanks Marky-mark. gogators!!!!
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