OH, KATIE! ARE YOU RED? YES YOU ARE.

LEAD DOG & EARTHDOG PATRICK OF SIXDOGTEAM GEOCACHERS AT BAGO BASH

It is 6:31 AM and partly cloudy and 59.0 degrees. Patrick is outside.

Monitored the CBS evening news with katie couric last night. Only threw up in my mouth twice, so it wasn't so bad. Felt like I was watching Soviet TV in Moscow from a dingy one room flat in moscow in the seventies. Really wierd.:

Here's the breakdown:

Minutes -- content

Wait, Butthead is barking.

OK, back

Minutes -----Content

1 Telling us what we're going to see
5 Feature/Propaganda piece on Mayday which according to katie is "The Workers' Holiday" --honey, here in Amerika, that's LABOR DAY. Poor, poor illegals and how they are sorely mistreated by the big bad federal governement who is DEPORTING them, the meanies.
1 Actual NEWS--President's veto of war funding bill.
1 Propaganda Spin--democrats viewpoint of the war. 2 Puff piece on the great hero "father of his country" Fidel and where is he?
1 News -- Wall St. Journal rejects takeover bid/ traffic accident
2 Feature--anti drug piece on "Cheese".
3 Feature --anti web porn piece featuring Ft. Wayne Pastor
1 News--Tom Poston obit.
3 Feature--You're not going to believe this--Womens' fashions in Iran (I'm not making this up!!)

So, let's see how that breaks down:

News: 3 minutes (16%) Communist Proaganda: 7 minutes Democrat Propaganda: 1 minutes Features: 8 minutes

So, for the anti porn and anti drug pieces, we applaud them. For the commie propaganda, we unfortunatley have to give them a big fat "F"

OK, so Patrick is asleep at my feet on his afghan.

-tr-