OUTLAWS

It's 6:24 a.m. and Patrick is here with me, asleep of course.

Mr. and Mrs. America and all ships at sea:

We are looking for congressonal sponsorship of a proposed federal statue that will mandate that any law enforcement officer who observes a citizen driving too fast in a parking lot with a cell phone glued to their ear must be shot in the head with no warning, and if they survive, shot repeadedly until dead.

I know that might seem extreme, but these are desperate times. Besides it may help to cull out the bad seeds in the gene pool.

Blue eyed (and their allies, green and grey) are superior to brown eyed people. We are directly descended from the original Space Travelers who came to earth 26,000 years ago and mixed with the aboriginal earth peoples.

When we hook up, we can only produce blue eyed babies, not brown. This preserves our superior race.

Soon we will have to leave this planet and find sustenence elsewhere if our hybrid strain is to survive. This planet is reverting back to the way it was ten thousand years ago with a twist: Cave men with not clubs, but weapons of mass destruction, capable of making the planet uninhabitable for humanoids.

Only those with blue eyes and their immediate families, and people I like, will be allowed to join us. The color of your eyes will be your uniform.

Sorry, I didn't make the rules. And That's the way it is, Friday, August 11, 2006. Good night and Good Luck!!