SUB-ZERO

It's 7:12 a.m. , one degree out, and Junior and Patrick are snug in bed.

Well , it was minus three degrees outside last night at 1:30 a.m. when Patrick and I picked up Junior from work. The weathermen did NOT predict lows anywhere near this, and today they're predicting 4-8 inches of snow, so who knows? I did load up on dog food and bottled water yesterday in case we are snowed in.They really don't have a clue! Last winter I monitored one of the local TV stations 5-day forecast and the 5th day was an average of 12 degrees off!! (which is significant in my book) So, the long range forecast for these guys is a joke. Of course they get more accurate the shorter the time frame gets, until they get to telling us what the weather is NOW, and by that time they usually get it pretty close, but then again, all we have to do is look out the window...

The Sky Marshalls shot and killed a guy shouting "Bomb!" at Hartsfield yesterday. An interesting way to commit suicide...His wife says he was insane and off his meds...was that an excuse or another reason to shoot him? Anyway Good for the Marshals!!! Good lookin' out, men!

Saddam's trial is outing Ramsey Clark for the America-hating TRAITOR we all knew him to be. It's one thing to defend Saddam, that's OK. After all, our Patriot fathers defended the British soldiers that were tried for the Boston Massacre. But to say what he's saying? Shame, He's saying Bush should be on Trial for War Crimes and that Saddam should be restored to his office.. Not only is he committing high treason, he is an asshole-jerk, as well as a delude moron. Well, enuff name-calling.I hope they don't let him back in the country. Seriously. That's what they did to Charlie Chaplin for being a millionaiare commie, then hypocritically refusing to pay his taxes...


Today's Quiz:

Which American Traitor did the most to harm America's War effort?

1. Benedict Arnold
2. Jane Fonda
3. John Kerry
4. Ramsey Clark

Patrick Update: his head wound is healing fast. I predict by spring his scar will be almost imperceptible. If he had longer hair, it would be invisible...

Hollywood Update: Academy Award Winning Actor Jon Voight, who just got done playing the
Pope on TV, says he is still not reconciled with his Daughter, UN AMBASSADOR and Academy Award-winning Actress, the most beautiful and sensual woman in the world, Angelina Look at my Tits Jolie. She is busy adopting third world babies, and leading actor, the unashamed Brad Pitt, around on a string attached to a ring in his nose. I wish that ring was in MY nose. Apparently the rift was precipitated several years ago when Dad said she was Mental. Maybe that's part of the reason she's so good at portraying whacked out broads in her movies....

And that's what we think.

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