IF OBAMA ISCONVICTED OF TREASON, SHOULD HE BE EXECUTED OR PARDONED?

OK, I've been getting far too many emails about O'bama's heritage and inquiries as to whether "Baraack" is an Irish name, presumably from morons who want to name their babies after the president.

Once and for all, the name O'Bama is NOT Irish. Obama is NOT "Black Irish"--that term refers to the Spanish blood infusion into Ireland that occurred after the defeat of the Armada...

Here's the deal:

O'bama is a Philipino national. The location and circumstances of his birth are largely unknown. There are suspect records of his birth in both Hawaii and Kenya. The Hawaiian records are clearly forgeries and Kenyan records are incomplete and mostly verbal, as would be expected in a uncivilized tribal setting.

O'bama is a mulatto. His mother was Caucasion. His father was a Kenyan, a member of the Luo tribe, primitive fishermen and goat herders. Their clans live in grass huts and have no written language. Loose translation of their guttural speech has resulted in "O'bama" as a rendering of the pronunciation of the name in English. It is thought to mean "Strange One" in the native tongue.