Thursday, June 18, 2009

TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT

Birth Certificate? Obama ain't got no Birth Certificate. Obama don't need no Birth Certificate. Obama don't have to show you any stinking Birth Certificate.

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At Fri Jun 19, 08:56:00 AM 2009, Blogger Mark said...

No, he doesn't have to show you any birth certificate. That's cause he is now our President, and despite the fact that no other President ever took such liberties with his office, he does any freakin' thing he wants to do, and if we don't like it, screw us!

 

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