DOWN AND OUT/TEN FACES

bONNIE hUNT'S COOL.

HOW MANY FACES?

It is 27 degrees at 7:33 a.m. and Patrick and Junior are downstairs, and somebody else is in the bathroom. First bonfire of the year last night. jUNIOR STOLE MY BOTTLE OF rUM.

45 DEGREES WARMER IN pALM hARBOR--SUPPOSED TO GET UP TO EIGHTY TODAY.

Well, Gators' season is over. 1/4 finals of SEC tourney did them in with a three point loss to Auburn. Gators led the whole game until Auburn took over with %:48 left. Calethes was a disappointing 3-13 for 7 points. that was the difference. He was 0-2 in FT's. Warner was 3-10 at one point as well.

oh, well.a,pa.

FROM THE INBOX:

DIVORCE AGREEMENT



                THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE 

 IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR

 HIM.



Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:



 

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but  the whole of this latest election process has made me

realize that I want a  divorce. 



 I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, 

this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of  America cannot and will not


ever agree on what is right so let's just  end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to

irreconcilable  differences and go our own way. My god, what would happen if companies operated this way?



                Here is a model separation agreement:



 We meet and decide on each of us taking the land masses each taking a portion. That will be the

difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be

relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both

sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.



We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.  You are welcome to the liberal judges and

the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. 



You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are,  however, responsible for finding

a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).



We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. 



You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, drug abusers, Social Security cheaters, welfare groups,

hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy  CEO's and rednecks. We'll

keep the Bibles, FOX, Rush Limbaugh and give you NBC and Hollywood.



You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain  the right to invade and hammer places

that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and
war protesters.



When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.



We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and

Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N...but we will no longer be paying the bill.



We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and regular cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon

you can find.



You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue  to believe

healthcare is a luxury and not a right.



We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic  and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to

substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World. 



Oh yes, we'll keep "In God We Trust" on our money, public, state and federal buildings and

anywhere else that wants to use it!



We'll practice trickle down economics and you 
can give trickle up poverty your best shot. 



Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, our guns and our flag.



Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative

patriots and if you do not agree, just  hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet

you anything which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.



Sincerely,



 

John J. Wall



 Law Student and an American



 P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you.

GO GATORS??